Build Quality: Miata MX-5 PRHT v. Nissan 370Z

Zsteve · 07-11-2010, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lemers

I've seen your Z out with other drivers. Couldn't keep it's doors closed

loose doors, gotta love em and leave em.

fullmonty · 07-11-2010, 12:26 AM

Its all about door strenght to women now, nothing else

shadoquad · 07-11-2010, 12:27 AM

Miata doors were used as shields for the British troops at Waterloo. Napolean's men had only Z doors.

fullmonty · 07-11-2010, 12:28 AM

Supermans only weakness, the Miata door

frost · 07-11-2010, 12:28 AM

As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.

Zsteve · 07-11-2010, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.

Funny as Hellllllll

Lemers · 07-11-2010, 12:28 AM

If she ain't driving a stick then she's gay

shadoquad · 07-11-2010, 12:29 AM

When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.

fullmonty · 07-11-2010, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.

When I kidnap a young girl, the sound of the Z door closing is not as tramatizing as when I close the doors to my Van.

Zsteve · 07-11-2010, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.

I wouldnt touch a hookers mouth, dead or alive. Might have a had a miatas door in it.

Lemers · 07-11-2010, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.

You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back

fullmonty · 07-11-2010, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Lemers

You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back

And a free sample

frost · 07-11-2010, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lemers

You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back

You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.

shadoquad · 07-11-2010, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by frost

You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.

No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.

frost · 07-11-2010, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.

Well of course they don't have souls, you have to burn hookers to cleans your own soul of your sins. Burning hookers is like going to confession.

07-11-2010, 12:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
fullmonty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 7,762 Drives: 370 Touring/Sport Rep Power: 34	Its all about door strenght to women now, nothing else __________________

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fullmonty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 7,762 Drives: 370 Touring/Sport Rep Power: 34	Supermans only weakness, the Miata door __________________

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Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 53	If she ain't driving a stick then she's gay __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

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frost Retired admin Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Winterfell Posts: 106,613 Drives: Your Wife Crazy Rep Power: 0	As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.

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shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3887	When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me. With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.