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Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617065)
As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.
Funny as Hellllllll

frost 07-11-2010 12:30 AM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/m...oorSlam_4_.jpg


Only person who get through a Miata door ... Jesus.

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617067)
When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
When I kidnap a young girl, the sound of the Z door closing is not as tramatizing as when I close the doors to my Van.

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617067)
When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
I wouldnt touch a hookers mouth, dead or alive. Might have a had a miatas door in it.

Lemers 07-11-2010 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617067)
When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
And a free sample

frost 07-11-2010 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.

shadoquad 07-11-2010 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
In these harsh economic times, every little bit helps. :tup:

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
or a free one for the road. yum

shadoquad 07-11-2010 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617077)
You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.
No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:34 AM
A fresh hooker skin suit

shadoquad 07-11-2010 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617082)
A fresh hooker skin suit
You take fashion to a new level.

Who do you wear, shado? Well, I wear Calvin Klein.

Who do you wear, monty? Some hooker I skinned.

frost 07-11-2010 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617081)
No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.
Well of course they don't have souls, you have to burn hookers to cleans your own soul of your sins. Burning hookers is like going to confession.

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617082)
A fresh hooker skin suit
is that where this came from?

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617086)
Well of course they don't have souls, you have to burn hookers to cleans your own soul of your sins. Burning hookers is like going to confession.
So is beating them to death with a good soild door


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