hmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes:

they're painted with unicorn blood.

Let us not forget the canadians sided with the Brits. Blame Canada.

My gf dumped me. Said my doors weren't hard enough

left ya for a miata man, did she? pity, he's got no use for her.

You should have told her to drive your stick and not the auto.

I've seen your Z out with other drivers. Couldn't keep it's doors closed

No, then she would have left him for buying a slower car.

Its all about door strenght to women now, nothing else

Miata doors were used as shields for the British troops at Waterloo. Napolean's men had only Z doors.

loose doors, gotta love em and leave em.

Supermans only weakness, the Miata door

As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.

If she ain't driving a stick then she's gay

When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.