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Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617065)
As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.
Funny as Hellllllll

frost 07-11-2010 12:30 AM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/m...oorSlam_4_.jpg


Only person who get through a Miata door ... Jesus.

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617067)
When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
When I kidnap a young girl, the sound of the Z door closing is not as tramatizing as when I close the doors to my Van.

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617067)
When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
I wouldnt touch a hookers mouth, dead or alive. Might have a had a miatas door in it.

Lemers 07-11-2010 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617067)
When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
And a free sample

frost 07-11-2010 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.

shadoquad 07-11-2010 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
In these harsh economic times, every little bit helps. :tup:

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617075)
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
or a free one for the road. yum

shadoquad 07-11-2010 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617077)
You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.
No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:34 AM
A fresh hooker skin suit

shadoquad 07-11-2010 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617082)
A fresh hooker skin suit
You take fashion to a new level.

Who do you wear, shado? Well, I wear Calvin Klein.

Who do you wear, monty? Some hooker I skinned.

frost 07-11-2010 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617081)
No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.
Well of course they don't have souls, you have to burn hookers to cleans your own soul of your sins. Burning hookers is like going to confession.

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617082)
A fresh hooker skin suit
is that where this came from?

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617086)
Well of course they don't have souls, you have to burn hookers to cleans your own soul of your sins. Burning hookers is like going to confession.
So is beating them to death with a good soild door

WarmAndSCSI 07-11-2010 12:37 AM
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...oors-lol-1.jpg

Problem. Solved.

Color match is a little off, but I feel more secure already just looking at it.

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Zsteve (Post 617089)
Thats before I skinned her....er him....er......

frost 07-11-2010 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617082)
A fresh hooker skin suit
I didn't like the Z's leather seats, so I upholstered them with hooker skin.

frost 07-11-2010 12:38 AM
http://memegenerator.net/Niko/ImageM...lThumbnail.jpg

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617092)
Thats before I skinned her....er him....er......
its just a cadaver for a biology class

Lemers 07-11-2010 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Zsteve (Post 617089)
is that where this came from?
Damn you. Now I'm blind

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 617091)
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...oors-lol-1.jpg

Problem. Solved.

Color match is a little off, but I feel more secure already just looking at it.
Old Honest Ab Lincoln wasn't as B.A. as Gen. Washington. Thats what he'd drive

shadoquad 07-11-2010 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by WarmAndSCSI (Post 617091)
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...oors-lol-1.jpg

Problem. Solved.

Color match is a little off, but I feel more secure already just looking at it.
That thing looks safe. I'd let a toddler drive it ffs.

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617093)
I didn't like the Z's leather seats, so I upholstered them with hooker skin.
just dont use the one listed below or you might be in for a surprise when things get hot.

WarmAndSCSI 07-11-2010 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 617099)
That thing looks safe. I'd let a toddler drive it ffs.
Absolutely. Did you notice the secondary side mirrors for better blind spot visibility. Quality engineering right there. ;)

frost 07-11-2010 12:41 AM
You really have to get a professional to skin your dead hookers.
I tried to do it myself thinking "how hard can it be?"

This is my first attempt:
http://www.broenink-art.nl/duel/skinsuit.jpg

As you can see, the stitching is horrible.

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617105)
You really have to get a professional to skin your dead hookers.
I tried to do it myself thinking "how hard can it be?"

This is my first attempt:
http://www.broenink-art.nl/duel/skinsuit.jpg

As you can see, the stitching is horrible.
You once said that was commerically avalible hooker skin. BTW, What R-U Wearing?

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617105)
You really have to get a professional to skin your dead hookers.
I tried to do it myself thinking "how hard can it be?"

This is my first attempt:
http://www.broenink-art.nl/duel/skinsuit.jpg

As you can see, the stitching is horrible.
The problem is that you didnt use the cars color to use as the threads color.

Lemers 07-11-2010 12:43 AM
My wife is missing the same nipple?!?

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617111)
My wife is missing the same nipple?!?
she get it caught in a miata door?

frost 07-11-2010 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617108)
You once said that was commerically avalible hooker skin. BTW, What R-U Wearing?
That's because I sell dead hooker skin commercially.

PS, you know what I'm wearing ... a dead hooker's ass as a hat.

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 617111)
My wife is missing the same nipple?!?
Run in with a Miata huh?

blue660r01 07-11-2010 12:44 AM
i walk away

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617113)
That's because I sell dead hooker skin commercially.

PS, you know what I'm wearing ... a dead hooker's ass as a hat.
do you have the six pack holes in it?

frost 07-11-2010 12:45 AM
One time, I mistakenly opened the door to a miata when a pigeon was flying by ...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzKVH4KGXT...-2008,+4x5.jpg

Lemers 07-11-2010 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617114)
Run in with a Miata huh?
Just the door

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 617121)
One time, I mistakenly opened the door to a miata when a pigeon was flying by ...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pzKVH4KGXT...-2008,+4x5.jpg
is that a hooker pigeon? Skin it!

fullmonty 07-11-2010 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Zsteve (Post 617124)
is that a hooker pigeon? Skin it!
It sure felt like a hooker when I got done with it

chimZEE370 07-11-2010 12:47 AM
I was turned off at the flimsy aluminum doors too until I clear bra it.:confused:

Zsteve 07-11-2010 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 617125)
It sure felt like a hooker when I got done with it
beastiality?


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