yes, exactly

And then God spake, saying unto Moses, "go ye and give greater entry fasteners to the people of the Miata regions of the world. And yea unto they that dare hone the Zed, be they relegated to flimsy and cheap materials to protect life and limb."

umm can you say that in enlish?

General Washington drove a Z, he liked the idea of weak doors. Lived life on the edge that man did

God was a forum troll.

god hates Z doors

......... "and the people went forth, obeying the word and honing their fasteners................ and they saw it was good".............

So would his wood teeth do any damage to the doors?

General Washington drive a Z because he knew at any moment he would have to push open the door to leap out and kick a brit's ass.

You mean hippo ivory and gold dyed to look like wood :roflpuke2:

God personally blessed the Mazda factory. Where all doors are firm

Class action law suit against Nissan for making flimsy Z doors

When you pick out your next car, make sure you pay close attention, as these details are certainly the most important aspects of a car

1. how the door sounds when closing it
2. How many Suit Hooks
3. what kind of statement you are making by owning the car.

I searched urban dictionary, for Turk, which is usually a young, wealthy as$hole who flaunts everything they have. However, this one cracked me up.

17. Turk 31 up, 113 down

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.
"Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk. "

Is that like polishing your bayonet?

If you'd read your Z owner's manual, you'd see that you're not supposed to leave the doors in reach of small children, as they can easily break and become a choking hazard.

Wrong he had his teeth made from the doors of a Miata

dont forget I used how my farts sound on the seats as a deciding factor too.

they stopped british bullets.

http://www.the370z.com/members/frost...18050-370z.jpg

General Washington thinks Miatas are for wenches, brethren who admire other brethren, and the unprosperous

Don't forget kicking the tires

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I think his door is dented

:rofl2::rofl2:

from a miata door hitting it

The reason the doors sound flimsy is because they are hollow, and contain the souls of the dragons slain by Ryu Hyabusa

hmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes:

they're painted with unicorn blood.

Let us not forget the canadians sided with the Brits. Blame Canada.

My gf dumped me. Said my doors weren't hard enough

left ya for a miata man, did she? pity, he's got no use for her.

You should have told her to drive your stick and not the auto.

I've seen your Z out with other drivers. Couldn't keep it's doors closed

No, then she would have left him for buying a slower car.

Its all about door strenght to women now, nothing else

Miata doors were used as shields for the British troops at Waterloo. Napolean's men had only Z doors.

loose doors, gotta love em and leave em.

Supermans only weakness, the Miata door

As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.

If she ain't driving a stick then she's gay

When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.