As a urologist, I can tell you that it's normal. You just pushed all the right buttons on your car and you got her warmed up.

But I think he named his car as a he.

that is all normal. water from a/c.
crackling noise is a cool sound though in a closed up garage.
the sound of speed cooling down.

Vasline perhaps?

used vasiline

Well it's a 2009. This is just one of those things that happens with aging..

True I would take it in to the dealer but I wouldnt say anything about clear leaking stuff.

The best kind!

Sir please leave your fapping for outside the vehicle, thank you.

Son, sometimes when your car meets the right kind of road and it's driven really well, magic happens. It's all totally natural and nothing to be ashamed of. Just be sure to drive safely.

Clear fluid?

Okay, right, sounds like you did some orange sunshine. Alright, just listen. Everything is going to be fine. You're very high right now. You will probably be that way for five more hours. Try taking some Vitamin B complex, Vitamin C complex.. if you have beer, go ahead and drink it.

Just remember you're a living organism on this planet, and you're very safe. Relax, stay inside, and listen to some music. Do you have any Allman Brothers?

It's similar in consistency to Unicorn Blood. Taste it!

Throw a lit match under there just to be sure!

You meant, "too much too often!". :)

Weird, I have some clear liquid that comes out of my car every now and then, followed by a few puffs of smoke.

Must've been good!