How to keep a Z after married.
 

Here is a novel way to keep your Z if you get married and get a new baby.

1) Buy a comfortable and good basket.
2) Put your baby into the basket.
3) Place the basket at rear trunk space, close as possible to the middle hardness strut, and fasten it tightly with a duct tape.
4) Having your spouse on your passenger side, now you can drive a Z.

P.S. If a police or any other law enforcement officier pulls you over for the baby basket issue, don' panic and you smoothly argue that your car is actually a spyder-type which has an engine at its rear, and your baby is kind of an engine which (or who?) keeps giving you the source of power in your life, - you smile and thumb up.

And then the LEO will impound your car, put you in a jail, with very high probability you'll get divorced while your baby is adopted to somewhere else, and you'll also see psychologists and psychiatrists for the rest of your life.

So simply buy a GT-R after you get married, or stay single with your lovely front-midship Z.

* Please do not try this at home.
* I've not married yet.
* And I will not do this at my home.

Drive safe.

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Or just get a second car with a back seat? :woot:

what the

:wtf2:

Or don't want Children,like me.

Clearly someone hacked the originator's account, but then again, he's from Cali.

Way too complicated. I’ll have to go with the first guys idea

:facepalm:

:tup:

Or just marry a woman who understands that men are like boys and need they toys too. :tup:

I get the humor. Friend of mine bought a G37 without telling his wife and kids. Parked it 2 blocks away. Busted in less than 3 weeks. Divorced 10 mos. later.

Thats my wife. Not my way if thinking but she told me a long time ago that its better than cheating.

I've owned motorcycles most of my life. Just before I married my first wife. I sold both a street bike and dirt bike with the idea of getting a new street bike. Then I got married. I told the new wife that I'm planning on getting a new street bike. She said ok, but after we get a house. We get the house. Told her I'm get a bike. She said ok, but after we get a new roof on the house. This went on for a while. Like 17 years. :shakes head: New roof, windows, doors, deck, front porch, rewired the house, and a couple of other things. After each item was done I told her I'm getting a bike. So finally after I basically rebuilt the house. Nothing left to do, as everything is new. I told the wife that I'm buying a bike. She said ok. I go and buy a new bike and bring it home. She thought I was kidding all of these 17 years. :rofl2: Took her 2 months to go out to the shed to see the bike. She would not ride with me either. We stayed married for 30 yrs until she died from cancer. And she didn't like any of my hobbies. Wife number 2 loves to ride. And she loves my hobbies. :tup:

just go married the Z, then surely your "wife" will have zero complain.

I got my wife a SRT Grand Cherokee to keep her quiet.

:iagree:

Probably the best of the bunch. I would sell it the same day the warranty runs out.

Ha! Reminds me of the one thread awhile back about putting a baby seat behind the passenger seat, although I think that may have been a serious question. This is at least humorous.

I had all intentions of keeping my Z when my first was born. However reality set in and I ended up selling the Z 18 months later because I just didn't have time to drive it. The lack of a back seat also meant I had to plan accordingly to swap with the DD if I had to get my daughter. In the end, Z just sat there and I felt it was a waste so I finally let it go. Sad day, miss that car so much. I think if I had a G37 coupe 6MT, I probably would've kept it after having kids, especially since my daughter really loves going for drives

I've already been through it twice. first we got married and bought a house so I sold my 944. then we bought a bigger house so I sold my 911. happy wife.... I see no reason selling the z.

fingers crossed.

And pick the right partner. No settling!!!

Funniest posts ever are "wife said I can't" or "how to I get the wife to let me."

When my wife and I met, I was still racing motocross and she love watching and got into it. Now she loves cars and enjoys the auto racing and going to races and spending time with all the friends that we have meet over the years. She is one Awesome Lady!!

or just kick all the ex wives to the curb.

That's one nice looking couple :tiphat:!

I'm married and have a kid. Both of my vehicles (The 370 being the daily driver) are two seat only. Own two motorcycles, and only one is capable of a carrying a passenger.

If we go somewhere as a family we take my wife's car. I keep a booster seat in my 370 for my son. It sits in the back (when not in use) for when I need to go pick him up.

What's the problem?

If only every situation was as black and white as that.

Just get a vasectomy. BAM, problem solved.

Thanks, however the guy on the right is our good friend Matt Bishop with ESM Patron. I'm the one taking the picture. :rofl2:

:bowrofl:

Trade in wife for new model, problem solved.

I hear marriage contracts are in style this days
Z could be listed there tadaaa!!!

List all of my hobbies as off-limits. And she can't tell me on how much I can spend. The problem is the flip side. Her list of things that is off-limits to me. :eek:

My Z ownership lasted longer than my marriage.

Well before i met my wife i had already the Z she loved it and when the question arrived if i needed to sell my Z she said no that's our get away, then i went and bought her an ex35 infinity and i still have my toy even thou she didn't asked for it lol, when i take my kid to school i have the car seat on the Z no problem and she loves it too!!, so not selling any time soon thank God!

Had a pumped out 69 Vette before the Z that hardly ever got driven. Sold it and bought the Z a couple of weeks later. Daily driver now so, while it's not as bad-a$$, It gets driven probably 50x more often. It did cost me an Acura RDX and a garage spot before the bitching stopped. One freaking expensive Z.

When I met my wife she was driving a POS Ford Contour that was falling apart and never had the luxury of garage parking. Silly me offered up a spot when she moved in. Fast forward to today, we're married and she must have a garage spot, all the driving aids/nannies that I hate and cooled seats in her car. My fault though, I created an animal.

On the flip side though, she leaves me alone when it comes to my car hobby :)

Similar problem for me! When we were first married, I let my wife DD my 350z and she really enjoyed most aspects of it. The end result was that she wanted something close to the power and handling of the 350z, but with more modern amenities and AWD, all easy enough to do... except she's also extremely frugal! So we spent a couple months looking before she settled on a 2013 g37x.

She's pretty great though, really good about me modding my car, and was ridiculously excited when I bought her a motordyne exhaust for her birthday (she also helped install it).

:driving: :tup: :tiphat:

Nice!! :tup:

This is a huge topic: 70% of divorces are initiated by women, YET, women put pressure on men to marry. It just screams asset forfeiture all over it.