pa·ti·na noun
a thin usually green layer that forms naturally on the metals copper and bronze when they are exposed to the air for a long time

I'll take my mistakes straight to the face like Boob takes his anal.

Wait.....:gtfo2:

I actually wish that he would return for yet another round of verbal/text abuse :rofl2:

tur·tle

/ˈtərdl/

noun

noun: turtle; plural noun: turtles; noun: sea turtle; plural noun: sea turtles

1. a slow-moving reptile, enclosed in a scaly or leathery domed shell into which it can retract its head and thick legs.

Fixed! :icon17: I don't know why I couldn't think of the damn spelling.

******* Google was no help either.

:tup::icon17:

he will. dude always comes back for abuse. i believe he enjoys it.

WAIT. What did I miss?

Or was it the GF post? Don't feel bad about that. You'll get yours. :stirthepot: ;)

:bowrofl:

:icon23: On my face. Now. :yum:

that or just believes his own bull**** ;)

Chocolate starfish!

sadly it's the latter i feel lol

Well, you need to wash and maybe douche first. I still like it clean.

Lol....... at least guys like that roll in here for you guys to blast and to entertain guys like me. Good comedy reads never gets old. :tup:

well that escalated quickly

Obviously a courtesy shower beforehand!

Hi Mishy!

Kind of like my erection.

Please get that checked if an erection lasts for longer than 4 hours.

:iagree:

My GF said she checks priapism with her *******... I kind of hope my erection lasts four hours now.

What was this thread about again?

Oh yeah. OP got an AT, wanted an MT.


It's okay, OP. The AT is solid. At least you don't have to sit in traffic with the third pedal.

OP is whiny little bitch lets get back you, anal, and that other idiot we smashed on this forum lol

What's the third pedal? Oh hey Trips! :wtf2:

The bears then wait and watch, once again, and then swipe claws across the genital areas to test signs of life. And this is typical. An unarmed person's only defense, say the experts, is to play dead and whatever, the experts advise, do not move. Unfortunately, if a bear is hungry or angered or if you happen to be between a bear and a cub or a pile of food, you may not have time to get down and play dead. When one studies bear attacks, it is easy to see why humans have developed a healthy fear of these animals.

Our society has issues. A lot of people take things for granted and have no idea what they have and someone telling their story about having to buy their own are missing the point or simply putting things into perspective. Ya that's it just to give the OP perspective and not whine about having to buy their own.

OP will now buy an ice pack and sit on it for a while or wish he was premium so he can delete this big a$$ mistake of a thread he created.

Hoping for No thread lock. This is just too funny.

:rolleyes: I don't think he is, but whatever. I'm a privileged white boy myself. :)




I'll give you anal though.

:icon17: We've turned it into something else...

Remind me to buy you a beer

hurrow! I have to remember back for some stories for our story section ;)

oh... :yum:

but a third pedal is like being a tripod. it's awesome :tup:

you mean have bank of ma and pa? :rofl2:

Noted. :tup:

20% thread
40% off-topic
15% NSFW
10% wtf?
10% Pints complaint corner

:yum:

I wonder if mom and dad will buy him a new clutch when his wears out........

better throw a CSC change in there too

He will be on the side of the road first after taking a hard right at under half a tank.

:bowrofl:

I think you mean in the ditch/paul walkered... atleast with a clutch he probably wouldn't be able to get out of the parking lot :stirthepot: