Actually I do have a (spare) bumper cover.

My car is currently in the shop getting fitted with a Varis bumper.

So I have the factory one that will be available soon.

2013 Gun Metallic off car with 2500 miles. Full clear bra on front bumper.

Cons:

1. Has front license plate bracket on it (OEM)
2. Has one minor scratch 1-2 mm wide around a quarter inch tall where a rock chip went through Clear bra. It is the only noticeable mark on the bumper. - Under the passenger headlight towards the bottom of the bumper.

3. Probably the biggest issue - I am reusing the Daytime Lights from the bumper for my new Varis one. So it would not come with those.

Anyway if all that sounds acceptable - Shoot me a PM.

The only real hassle would be how to get it to TX. Honestly, I would be more willing to drive some than I would to try to find a box big enough to ship it in.

I don't get it. Is either park or drive, but parking when driving sounds a bit of a contradiction. Besides, the reference as to "he never parks" when driving sounds like he goes for a drive but never makes a stop at any place. So in theory he drives and whenever he gets tired then returns home. Another theory is that he never does any errands on his Z. Maybe he drives, then gets out of the car and the vehicle has a auto-pilot program that keeps the car going around the parking lot in circles until the owner is ready to go back home.
Either way, it is very interesting how he manages to never park his vehicle unless he can fold the car several times (like a piece of paper), stuff it in his back pocket and be worry free.