F*** that movie!
 

Add your list of terrible movies you've seen. Doesn't have to be a TERRIBLE movie but any movies that haven't met your expectations will suffice.

My contribution is **** Indiana Jones 4. I haven't seen any of the precious Indiana Jones series(though I've seen little bits here and there) so I had really high expectations going into the theater. The movie was somewhat tolerable until the last 1/3 of the movie and I'm sure most of you know what I mean if you've seen the movie. :ughdance:

The spirit
Little Nicky
The Hulk
Punisher (war zone)
F&F = all
Signs
The Happening
Pride and Glory
Anything in the last couple years with nicolas cage
Elf
The Wrestler

Kazaam. lulz for shaq!

out of the last few nights of 2AM movie viewing


the happening
the mist

"Knowing" Nick Cage

Absolute garbage

Rest Stop. I've seen a ton of movies. This was BY FAR the worst.

the wrestler was awesome - why no likey frost?

wrestler was ok not great and i grew up a huge pro wrestling fan but after seeing all the real life tragic stories the real people go through like the documentary of jake the snake smoking crack in front of his daughter this movie paled in comparison

the Spirit was terrible.
Watchmen wasn't much better either.

I don't know, I can't quite place my finger on it. It just didn't feel believable to me, I wasn't pulled into the story. I thought rourke was just fine. Although I can't quite remember the ending, I remember not liking it at all.

300- i don't care what everyone else says i thought that movie was sh!t, uh what else, funny people was dumb, i lasted just over an hour before i quit watching it cuz it was going no where, tropic thunder was crap, can't think of anymore off the top of my head

Terminator 3 - I cannot believe that Arnold decided to do this one. I guess he needed the money. I think the scriptwriters literally thought - "Hey, let's take a chase scene from T1, add another from T2, and boom! We've got a movie!" I was really angry that this one wasn't about the war - this movie should have devoted the first five minutes showing Skynet coming aware and the resulting global thermonuclear war. The rest of the movie should have been after the war.

Alien 3 - I know, let's remake Alien and throw in some ideas from The Thing. Let's also kill off two of the good characters from the previous movie in the first five minutes of this one, and do a shoddy, piss-poor job of explaining how it all happens because you saw nothing in the previous movie to justify these events. Let's also make Sigorney Weaver shave her head and make her as unattractive as we can. Let's also realy bend the rules of the alien gestation time and fail to explain any of this.

I agree with The Mist (so much different than the short story), and also The Happening. Maybe Mark Wahlberg was told to forget how to act. I will also add all of M. Night Shyamalan's movies since Unbreakable - they have gotten progressively worse, to the point that he should be renamed M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong if they get any worse.

I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.

Dune
Starship Troopers
CaddyShack II

Just watched Adventureland last night, I'll add that to the list.

my list of horrible movies is bigger than the list of good movies..

ive seen waaaay too many movies...

ill try n see if i can make a list soon

I had a similar problem, so I limited it to ones I recently saw :icon17:

the master of disguise
godsend
epic movie
battle field earth
the covenant
rollerball
jurassic park 2
fast and the furious 2
son of the mask
big momma's house
the fog
step up
johnson family vacation
Gigli
Date Movie
Birth
moulin rougue
lost in translation
the goods
pearlharbor
EVERY SINGLE STEVEN SEGAL MOVIE HE MAKES
malibus most wanted
the bucket list
most movies by the Rock


i cant write anymore.. this is starting to anger me lol

Some of those are obvious, like "malbu's most wanted, epic movie, etc.
Anyway, I did actually enjoy under siege with steven segal

i cant stand that man..

that stupid look he gives and how boring he is..

frustrates me

lol

after i wrote steven segal i lost all motivation to write anymore..

dreamcatcher

bug...some sort of scary movie...worst movie ever

it was about them just being crazy as ****

i mean it wasnt a good movie but ashley judd saying i am the super bug mother or whatever she said was so over the top it kinda salvaged the movie for me. this was at about 4am when i saw it though so...

No way they are great. Who else would we pick on if we did not have those little ricers out there thinking they where fast. Not to mention they were pretty good movies.

Worst movie I saw was

fear and loathing in las vegas

i guess you gotta like and know alot about hunter S Thompson depp was about as spot on as thompson as i think an actor could get

You like F&F but don't like fear and loathing? :icon14:
Don't like to think in your movies huh?

Dued that movie I watched it 4 times and made no sense at all. Most people tell me you need to be on drugs to understand it something I will never do.

haha yeah i agree with frost..

fear and loathing in las vegas was a movie i liked..

as far as ff i dont MIND them those are movies id say ive seen but will never watch again..

ff 2 was the one i could not finish watching..

Read some of his works.

Another couple of weird ones you should try is Naked Lunch, or Brazil.

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I'd like to see the explanation of that one, "he posted a big eyed emoticon!!!"
::ak facepalms::

/sad crying voice
Just..just because I am different does..does not mean you can laugh at me.


/cries in corner



:rofl2:

:icon23: :p

:owned:

Wait.....

haha cracks me up everytime

Whatever it is a movie I might try watching again but it is not one I liked. And considering this is a thread about saying what movies you don't like that is one of them.