This Morning and The Z in snow

shadoquad

I have a cover for the Z, but I've never stopped wanting to drive it.

SECKS Z

Um, hello? Birthday present tomorrow? Brang it. I'd rather have it covered then have some little *** kid come by and try and shovel it with their little shovel and pail and scratch it all to hell-o. This is what I see happening in my mind. I'm so paranoid lol. But people touch that car more than they touch their significant others.. It's weird..

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shadoquad

"birthday present" is a clever euphemism for "your pimp demands payment."

I've been paranoid about leaving my car out in the open, but so far nobody in the neighborhood has messed with it. I keep it in my driveway, close to the house, so maybe that's why?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this statement. I agree that it's true, but it's pretty sad.

SECKS Z

I keep mine in the driveway close the house as well but they can see it from the street.. and if they're walking by they stop and look. There's actually a gang of little kids that come from idk where that stop by our house asking to pet our dogs NOT okay. I don't like them lol. They're baaaaaaad news.

Also- this pimp hasn't received payment in quite a long time, so it's time.

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