Mid-A Epic Randomness Thread!

Cristobal09 · 02-09-2013, 10:53 AM

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

b1adesofcha0s · 02-09-2013, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

dmhenderson · 02-11-2013, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

lol

eastwest2300 · 02-11-2013, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristobal09

Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place...

service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right...
guy - why not, because its lowered?
advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs?
guy - I cut the springs

I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose.

02-09-2013, 10:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cristobal09 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NOVA Posts: 1,430 Drives: 22 ZL1 & Explorer ST Rep Power: 3372	Oh boy, had a doozy of a guy today. While standing in line at the hyundai dealership service counter, I stood behind a mid 20's guy who apparently needed an aligment for his SLAMMED kia Forte with a loud fart exhaust. Heres the convo that took place... service advisor - Um, we arent able to get the alignment right... guy - why not, because its lowered? advisor - well, we have had plenty of lowered cars before, how did you lower it because the springs look like the factory springs? guy - I cut the springs I then laughed so hard the iced tea went out of my nose. b1adesofcha0s likes this. __________________ 2022 Camaro ZL1 2021 Explorer ST

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