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TROOPER 06-30-2011 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196837)
I did something similar a few weeks ago.

Don't feel bad man, she was probably the love of your life. Women come and go. :bowrofl:

Massage Parlors don't count :stirthepot:

b1adesofcha0s 06-30-2011 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1196821)
I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

:facepalm:

shadoquad 06-30-2011 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1196854)
Massage Parlors don't count :stirthepot:

They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

TROOPER 06-30-2011 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196862)
They think I'm extra special small. That's why they don't charge me more for happy endings.

Fixed :nutswinger:

b1adesofcha0s 06-30-2011 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196862)
They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

That's because it takes them longer to find it :icon17:

shadoquad 06-30-2011 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1196867)
Fixed :nutswinger:

I know happy endings are free at your massage parlor, but I'm not interested in your massages. I like women.

shadoquad 06-30-2011 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1196854)
Massage Parlors don't count :stirthepot:

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1309439643

TROOPER 06-30-2011 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196925)
Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1309439643

:icon18: :bowrofl: :icon18: :bowrofl: :icon18:

That's just frickin awesome... KUDOS..!!

b1adesofcha0s 06-30-2011 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196925)
Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1309439643

:bowrofl:

birdmanx1 06-30-2011 09:22 AM

:bowrofl::icon18: OMG LMAO

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4r3s 06-30-2011 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193919)
Darren, what brand lotion do you use? you got some really soft skin buddy :hello:

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1193928)
Anything white creamy and full of protien..!!

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196925)
Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1309439643

just sayin, might want to think twice about that massage...

TROOPER 06-30-2011 05:01 PM

LOL while you're all enjoying making fun of me...:eekdance: It reminded me I was going to post a new pic of my guns.
(unintentional non threatening gun reference).

OK, here's "The Twins"....

http://www.the370z.com/members/troop...nced-elite.jpg

b1adesofcha0s 06-30-2011 05:13 PM

So cute :p

m4a1mustang 06-30-2011 05:51 PM

Nice Darren!


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