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4r3s 06-28-2011 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1191669)

haha yeah I bought my ex one of those this past xmas. Maybe thats why I'm single now lol. It was a gag gift (well sorta, she needed the practice but I wasn't going to say it to her face = P ) she got other things as well, I'm not a complete a hole.

GM_Traitor3.5 06-28-2011 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193453)
haha yeah I bought my ex one of those this past xmas. Maybe thats why I'm single now lol. It was a gag gift (well sorta, she needed the practice but I wasn't going to say it to her face = P ) she got other things as well, I'm not a complete a hole.
One of the best South Park episodes ever...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DSq13fGvRf...e%2BWeight.jpg

Here's your cab fare. :roflpuke2::bowrofl::roflpuke2:

b1adesofcha0s 06-28-2011 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5 (Post 1193464)
One of the best South Park episodes ever...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DSq13fGvRf...e%2BWeight.jpg

Here's your cab fare. :roflpuke2::bowrofl::roflpuke2:
Yeah, I need to watch that one again :icon17:

4r3s 06-28-2011 07:57 AM
yep, we watched that episode together which was the basis of the joke behind the gift. Ahh yes, good memories...

birdmanx1 06-28-2011 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193453)
haha yeah I bought my ex one of those this past xmas. Maybe thats why I'm single now lol. It was a gag gift (well sorta, she needed the practice but I wasn't going to say it to her face = P ) she got other things as well, I'm not a complete a hole.
You tried to tell her in a nice delicate fashion that she needed more practice, she didn't like it I take it :icon17:

4r3s 06-28-2011 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1193501)
You tried to tell her in a nice delicate fashion that she needed more practice, she didn't like it I take it :icon17:
honestly if she didn't like it or didn't find it humorous she had me fooled. Of course come to find out I was fooled on lots of levels with this person so I guess anything was/is possible. :rolleyes:

shadoquad 06-28-2011 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193694)
honestly if she didn't like it or didn't find it humorous she had me fooled. Of course come to find out I was fooled on lots of levels with this person so I guess anything was/is possible. :rolleyes:
The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.

birdmanx1 06-28-2011 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1193826)
The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.
She was a PMSing British man in a black Nismo :icon17:

b1adesofcha0s 06-28-2011 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1193826)
The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.
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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1193893)
She was a PMSing British man in a black Nismo :icon17:
:roflpuke2:

birdmanx1 06-28-2011 11:57 AM
:roflpuke2:

4r3s 06-28-2011 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1193826)
The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.
Darren, what brand lotion do you use? you got some really soft skin buddy :hello:

TROOPER 06-28-2011 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193919)
Darren, what brand lotion do you use? you got some really soft skin buddy :hello:
Anything white creamy and full of protien..!!

birdmanx1 06-29-2011 10:21 AM
Oh no he "din't" LOLz
OH Yes he did

4r3s 06-30-2011 07:04 AM
I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

shadoquad 06-30-2011 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1196821)
I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!
I did something similar a few weeks ago.

Don't feel bad man, she was probably the love of your life. Women come and go. :bowrofl:


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