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4r3s 06-27-2011 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Kirkster (Post 1190761)
Meh... Now if he had been wearing a Master Chief helmet it would be balls out baby!!!

I would expect this from a less educated and much younger individual than yourself Kirk. I have to say I find your lack of faith in dark side rather dissapointing.

birdmanx1 06-27-2011 11:46 AM

TROOPER'S Daily Workout LOL
http://www.gifsoup.com/view/344632/shake-weight-o.gif

Kirkster 06-27-2011 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1191324)

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1191591)
I would expect this from a less educated and much younger individual than yourself Kirk. I have to say I find your lack of faith in dark side rather dissapointing.

Now Vader in the Ariel Atom I can totally relate to that...

The StarWars Prequel totally ruined the dark side for me. That and the stupid halo around the exploding death star...

TROOPER 06-27-2011 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1191669)

:icon18: :icon18: :icon18: :icon18:

Shake it baby...!!

TROOPER 06-27-2011 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1191591)
I would expect this from a less educated and much younger individual than yourself Kirk. I have to say I find your lack of faith in dark side rather dissapointing.

http://www.gruenetoys.com/images/pro...tadarkside.jpg

birdmanx1 06-27-2011 12:05 PM

:roflpuke2::bowrofl:

shadoquad 06-27-2011 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1191669)

Knowing my luck, she'd squint her eyes real hard and then spit... um spit out calories.

TROOPER 06-27-2011 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1191723)
Knowing my luck, she'd squint her eyes real hard and then spit... um spit out calories.

Nobody likes a spitter..!! :shakes head:

birdmanx1 06-27-2011 12:26 PM

You guys are too much LOL

TROOPER 06-27-2011 06:48 PM

SERIOUSLY... You just can't help some people...

http://www.the370z.com/engine-drivet...arket-mod.html

I think we can close this thread after page 2..!!

birdmanx1 06-27-2011 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1192796)
SERIOUSLY... You just can't help some people...

http://www.the370z.com/engine-drivet...arket-mod.html

I think we can close this thread after page 2..!!

:icon18::roflpuke2: I tend to stay clear of that kind of trap where personal opinions start running havoc.


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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1192784)
Wait, are you kidding me LOL.

Hey I'm not going to flame you (much) LOL, but you start a thread asking for our wealth of knowledge on the best mods for a budget of $2000 to $6000.

Asking which mods will... "get more HP; from most economical to the more outragous"

Well, all I can say is you certainly picked the most economical mods, cause your fog light, GTR button, and emblems, ain't gonna be burning extra gas any time soon LMAO...

You might be lacking a bit from HP gains there though, and I'm guessing you still have around $5950 left in ya budget.

I know a great decal website if you want to get some "go-faster-flames" next ;)

Seriously dude, put that 6000 back in the bank, sell that Z, and go get a Honda Civic :driving:

:roflpuke2: Good one dude.

TROOPER 06-27-2011 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1192880)
:icon18::roflpuke2: I tend to stay clear of that kind of trap where personal opinions start running havoc.

How the hell do you do that... you're MARRIED..!! :nutswinger:

birdmanx1 06-27-2011 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1192895)
How the hell do you do that... you're MARRIED..!! :nutswinger:

:roflpuke2: Wonderfully and happily married and it helps that I smell like the man any man should smell like :tup:

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TROOPER 06-27-2011 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1192907)
:roflpuke2: Wonderfully and happily married and it helps that I smell like the man any man should smell like :tup:

http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-conte...0/02/tramp.jpg

birdmanx1 06-27-2011 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1192936)

In yo face!!!
http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1088337/lebron-smile-o.gif

4r3s 06-28-2011 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1191669)


haha yeah I bought my ex one of those this past xmas. Maybe thats why I'm single now lol. It was a gag gift (well sorta, she needed the practice but I wasn't going to say it to her face = P ) she got other things as well, I'm not a complete a hole.

GM_Traitor3.5 06-28-2011 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193453)
haha yeah I bought my ex one of those this past xmas. Maybe thats why I'm single now lol. It was a gag gift (well sorta, she needed the practice but I wasn't going to say it to her face = P ) she got other things as well, I'm not a complete a hole.

One of the best South Park episodes ever...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DSq13fGvRf...e%2BWeight.jpg

Here's your cab fare. :roflpuke2::bowrofl::roflpuke2:

b1adesofcha0s 06-28-2011 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GM_Traitor3.5 (Post 1193464)
One of the best South Park episodes ever...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DSq13fGvRf...e%2BWeight.jpg

Here's your cab fare. :roflpuke2::bowrofl::roflpuke2:

Yeah, I need to watch that one again :icon17:

4r3s 06-28-2011 07:57 AM

yep, we watched that episode together which was the basis of the joke behind the gift. Ahh yes, good memories...

birdmanx1 06-28-2011 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193453)
haha yeah I bought my ex one of those this past xmas. Maybe thats why I'm single now lol. It was a gag gift (well sorta, she needed the practice but I wasn't going to say it to her face = P ) she got other things as well, I'm not a complete a hole.

You tried to tell her in a nice delicate fashion that she needed more practice, she didn't like it I take it :icon17:

4r3s 06-28-2011 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1193501)
You tried to tell her in a nice delicate fashion that she needed more practice, she didn't like it I take it :icon17:

honestly if she didn't like it or didn't find it humorous she had me fooled. Of course come to find out I was fooled on lots of levels with this person so I guess anything was/is possible. :rolleyes:

shadoquad 06-28-2011 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193694)
honestly if she didn't like it or didn't find it humorous she had me fooled. Of course come to find out I was fooled on lots of levels with this person so I guess anything was/is possible. :rolleyes:

The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.

birdmanx1 06-28-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1193826)
The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.

She was a PMSing British man in a black Nismo :icon17:

b1adesofcha0s 06-28-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1193826)
The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.

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Originally Posted by birdmanx1 (Post 1193893)
She was a PMSing British man in a black Nismo :icon17:

:roflpuke2:

birdmanx1 06-28-2011 11:57 AM

:roflpuke2:

4r3s 06-28-2011 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1193826)
The biggest deception was that she wasn't a woman at all. She was a British man in a black Nismo.

Darren, what brand lotion do you use? you got some really soft skin buddy :hello:

TROOPER 06-28-2011 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1193919)
Darren, what brand lotion do you use? you got some really soft skin buddy :hello:

Anything white creamy and full of protien..!!

birdmanx1 06-29-2011 10:21 AM

Oh no he "din't" LOLz
OH Yes he did

4r3s 06-30-2011 07:04 AM

I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

shadoquad 06-30-2011 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1196821)
I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

I did something similar a few weeks ago.

Don't feel bad man, she was probably the love of your life. Women come and go. :bowrofl:

TROOPER 06-30-2011 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196837)
I did something similar a few weeks ago.

Don't feel bad man, she was probably the love of your life. Women come and go. :bowrofl:

Massage Parlors don't count :stirthepot:

b1adesofcha0s 06-30-2011 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 4r3s (Post 1196821)
I'm an idiot, I went to the grocery store yesterday and as I was getting out of my car a smoking hot asian chick says "That is one sexy car!" I said thank you and kept walking towards the store...Yeah as I was in the store it dawned on me that I just blew one of the best oppertunities thrown my way recently to chat up a sexy lady....damn my obliviousness!

:facepalm:

shadoquad 06-30-2011 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1196854)
Massage Parlors don't count :stirthepot:

They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

TROOPER 06-30-2011 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196862)
They think I'm extra special small. That's why they don't charge me more for happy endings.

Fixed :nutswinger:

b1adesofcha0s 06-30-2011 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196862)
They think I'm extra special. That's why they charge me more for happy endings than anyone else.

That's because it takes them longer to find it :icon17:

shadoquad 06-30-2011 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1196867)
Fixed :nutswinger:

I know happy endings are free at your massage parlor, but I'm not interested in your massages. I like women.

shadoquad 06-30-2011 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TROOPER (Post 1196854)
Massage Parlors don't count :stirthepot:

Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1309439643

TROOPER 06-30-2011 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196925)
Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1309439643

:icon18: :bowrofl: :icon18: :bowrofl: :icon18:

That's just frickin awesome... KUDOS..!!

b1adesofcha0s 06-30-2011 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1196925)
Ladies and gentlemen, your masseuse for the evening:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1309439643

:bowrofl:

birdmanx1 06-30-2011 09:22 AM

:bowrofl::icon18: OMG LMAO


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