You're such a Glock tease ;)

So my boss told me that back in the 70s there used to be actual shootouts in the plant I worked in. Everyone had at least one gun and started shooting each other after they got into arguments. :icon17:

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Fully stripped, too. ;)

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Wow. You almost can't tell those are Airsoft guns.

Awesome dude, nice & clean just like it should be :tup: all you need now is this haircut and mercenary clothing ;)

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Hail to the King, Baby...!!

little boys playing with their guns in this thread. lol Which ones are cowboys, which ones indians? Or are we playing cops and robbers?

oh noes! don't shoot your little bang bang towards me, you big nancy's.


Please note: I will no longer be seeing any of you socially since Kirk, Darren, and Steve may very well kill me for this post.

If we don't see you anymore, we will know why. I will be sure to check the trunk of Steve's 5.0.

You mean.. Steve "Desert Eagle 5.0" m4a1mustang.

And wasn't it Shado asking us at the last meet, if he could join us on the range and play with our little bang bang guns :stirthepot:

yea yea... You all notice that he is only showing one side of the gun.

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This sounds all too familiar as in "Yours says replica, mine says desert eagle 5.0" from "Snatch". Trooper, about you show us the other side of your gun. You know what would happen otherwise ;)

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Nothing on the other side, I filed the serial numbers off, so the Po'Po don't find me YO.

Yes, and I'd still like to go shooting with you guys. :tup:

I just had to be a dewsh.

A+, for effort.... :tup:

I got a couple new firearms I have yet to shoot, anyone know of a good place to go shoot thats not ridiculously expensive?

I heard it's pretty cheap to shoot in Anacostia. Just be advised the targets sometimes return fire. :ughdance:

lol why :bowrofl:

I try to avoid Anacostia at all costs, but sometimes I gotta go to Bolling AFB for work..:shakes head:

Okay now I have to watch Snatch again tonight because that movie is freaking awesome and I would love to go shooting with you all sometime. Never shot a real gun yet just pellet guns.

L,S&TSB and Snatch are great movies. My boss is actually really good friends with the guy that played Rory Breaker in L,S&TSB.

I had a great laugh about the targets returning fire then I realized you were serious :icon17:

Two of my ultimate guys movies, I've watched them at least 4 times each and never tire of them. Bullet tooth Tony and The Irish are hands down the best characters. "You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" "Should I call you Bullet?? Tooth??? - You can call me Susan if it makes you happy" :bowrofl:

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I could spend the entire day quoting that movie, there were many excellent dialogues in it.

"Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi. "

"Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the **** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course? "

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Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

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Ahhh such a good movie...

I love Guy Ritchie crime films.

ya like dags?

Dumb Brits LOL

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"Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Avi's Colleague: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ******* Poppins... LONDON."

Exactly what I think of London, sorry Trooper :p

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Our headquarters is in the Channel Islands. I deal with you Brits on a daily basis :rofl2:

I want my Z back! can I go back in time???

Woman leave already?

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Yeah, grow a pair...!!

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