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so... how is your bf or dad or cousin or brother or watever?



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Your son can be your brother here.

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wow... ive been there a few times, but glad i didnt stay too long. they think all asians are related.

so wrote a letter to santa telling her (my santa is my wife) i want this rc bit. :p


arriving tomorrow :excited:

I wrote Santa damn letters for years when I was little, asking for him to get me a MOTOR go kart. it started subtle. then my demands for the dang thing gradually grew as I all capped my words and darkened my words with sharpie, so that Mr. Claus will surely not miss it THIS year, unlike the previous 8.


still my demands remain unchanged...

sadistic mofo! wait... me too! :roflpuke2:

but we are.... I make the joke... all white people look alike.

then my white friend says 'all y'all look alike too'

rewind a bit... i swore your 'santa' has gotten you gifts from summer? but I see what you did there... put a 'cap' on your spending and get the wifey to get it! BRILLIANT!!!!

my cap is leaking... :ugh: :icon17: more earn$pendage today. :rock:

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i remember back when i was 4, i asked santa to get me this toy car that i wanted real bad, but he made a mistake and gave the car to my brother and got me something i already had from a hand me down. :ugh:

the f- am i suppose to do with two robot figures i dont even want. :ugh2:

i remember crying to my mom telling her santa made a mistake asking her to do something about it.

well, we were poor so no can do. live with it sucka! lol

getting f-ked by santa at age 4. that's the story of my life. :icon17:

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:icon18: if i made a robot like dat, id put a swinging sledge hammer on it with a proximity sensor. WACK!! :mad:

I used to watch this show as a kid........

my favorite robot?



Vlad The Impaler !

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put some M80's in there and blow them both to hell. :rock: :icon17:

or put a can of WD40 + lighter and torch it to hell. :mad:

thinking of santa makes me mad. :mad:

im here at work, and our intnernet is down... it comes and goes... for the most part its gone...

examples of how dear santa letters start:

dear santa, ive been a great boy..yada yada


kenchan version:

dear santa, i would like to exchange the robot action figure for the car i wanted per my request..? do you like work at a f-king mcdonalds? :mad:

I'll literally be in and out... :mad:

Sounds like lgsst..works some times..breaks some times.. :ugh:

HAHAHA!!! damn robot battles:bowrofl:

and my all time favorite robot fighter?!

Ziggo!

rotates at 2300 RPM!

Scrap Daddy LOST ! muhahaahahaha

I think I am getting the hang of this earn$pend...
Swift springs being shipped to me :D

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why do taffyapples have so many butt cracks along their body? :ugh:

Speaking of taffyapple.... Girl Scout cookies going to be available for order online :tup: :yum:

Wait.. you a girl scout? :icon08:

...or a pedobear? :ugh:

Just picked up an 8' Christmas Tree :happydance:

Had to go smaller than usual thanks to some financial obligations that are due before the end of the year. But I'm not :mad: - I remember ceilings in the past where a 6' tree was my limit.

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I like the way you think :tup:

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:tiphat: i have a sister that was born exactly one year after me (yes. ON MY BIRTHDAY!). :shakes head: so not only did we always get the same birthday presents but I shared every other thing I ever got with her too.

Not so bad now:tup: now I appreciate all six of my siblings. :icon17:

:happydance: :happydance: :tup: get your step ladder out. You gunna need it!

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Just what I need. SMH. :icon17:

I picked up a little 4' ladder about a month ago to install an electrical outlet for our new garage door motor, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't also think about my big Christmas trees when I bought it :icon17:

I just got ours set up in the stand and watered and was thinking to myself how it's actually comparable in height to some of our previous trees. But the price was lower, and it shows in the shape of the lower portion of the tree. It's not as big around and doesn't have that crisp sloping shape I usually go for. But for $90 I won't complain :tup:

$90!!!! Lol. Omg. :icon17: