F*** My Life
 

hey guys im sure some if not most of you have done this on other forums, but i think it would be pretty funny to hear some stories from u guys. basicly everyone describes a really ****** up situation and we end it with FML. lets dig real deep guys.. ill start it out.

after waiting 4 years to pick my dream car and saving every bit of money, i finally have more than enough to pay for it and the upgrades i wanna do to it. the day i realize all this and im ready to go and make my purchase i find out im deploying. FML

I don't know if its as bad....

But I was driving to school one day on a Saturday in the mini. wearing my Momo 4 point harness and my helmet. and got pulled over by a cop given 3 tickets.

unsafe equipment- harness
impaired vision - helmet
no seat belt - i guess he was just mad

ftl

I spent over $165k on attain my college degree and training from a very reputable university only to have nearlly all hope of attaining my desired career squashed due to the present economic state of the country. At least I get to pay back my student loans. FML.

I just went twosie & thought I was done, but now I have to go again.

FML.

Today I was driving around and these 3 beautiful girls saw my Z and instantly raised their hand for a lift. I had to stop and show them I only have 1 available seat! :( FML.

Aww, I feel so bad for you because I know how that feels. It happens to me all the time. These other people have never had a real dilema until they run into that one :rolleyes:

ouuuuuuch :shakes head:

one day i was leaving my school parking lot with my cousin in my car, i see this really cute girl who i had been interested in for a while. she makes her way over to me and looks at the passenger and turns around. later that day i find out my cousin is gay. FML

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FML... :owned:

While I will probably be insensitive, I don't meant to be disrespectfull, but if I lived there, I would spend the money to move to a better neighborhood and drive a hyndai instead.

What are you talking about?
I got a flat and it's being replaced. lol

that jack is FTL....lol

buy a real one yo.....


well, maybe because i got winter setups for two cars.... a real jack helps

:bowrofl:

JK :rolleyes:

my rear bumper got owned twice in less than 2 years...... same spot also..... both were hit & run

:icon17: I thought you got wheel-jacked or something?

Yeah that would be a stupid thief to only steal one :ugh:

^^ that icon isnt big enough

maybe he only had one jack stand ?:ugh2:

Or maybe he only needed one...

maybe the thief had a flat and decided to take urs

so one day i tell my gf i have a surprise for her and tell her to get ready. so i make this dinner for my her, with candles, nice lil table decorations and all that other crap. i still lived at home with my parents at this time. the house was completely empty for most of the day, and i didnt know why. so i go to pick her up and i come back and my parents are eating the food and thank me cuz i remembered it was their anniversary. FML

^^^ LOL, oh man that was good.

i was driving to school one day with one of my friends, and its somewhere around 5 in the morning. it was freezing cold. and my friend had some hot chocolate, twice he drank from it i braked and he spilled a lil of it on himself. it was funny to me, the third time i did it the rest spilled on my car, later on in the day it got pretty warm.. so my car smelled like spoiled milk for the rest of the week. FML

You better come up with more then that if you want to top of the girlfriend one :icon17:

So I guess you ended up going with the di*k-in-a-box surprise? :bowrofl:

haha.. im interested in other ppls stories..

i had a thread before where everything went wrong...lol
i wanted to snap.....hahahahaha
it involves car accidents, water heater blows up and other random ****...


got rid of the thread though

Thought i had a pretty good memorable quote, so i clicked the quote button and i was getting ready to post it then i saw nogood beat me. FML

So when I turned 16 I got a moded GSX turbo Eclipse, first day went to go pick up the girl friend. Well going down the road some slow as grandma is going 20 in a 30 so I get pissed down **** and blow by her, double yellow line of course. So I see some flashing lights behind me. Cop pulls me over and gives me a 60 in a 30. Great here I am with my new car, just turned 16 and i get a crazy ticket. So I go home tell my dad, and I get the eclipse yanked and sold and get a Saturn SL1 6spd. Had that one for a long time. Man that 1 hour I had the GSX was nice. FML

ouch! :(

x2

yesterday was so hot and humid i randomly stopped mowing the grass....just too much humidity and heat....lol
today was a better day weather wise, i mow the lawn and randomly the wheel falls off...FML!!!!!!!!

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so in california the whole neighborhood has ppl to mow their lawns.. except for us. I mow my lawn. so one day i was mowing my lawn and my neighbor comes out and looks at me disgusted and tells me "RAUL, IM NOT PAYING TO CUT THEIR LAWN". my name is not RAUL. FML

my rear bumper gets a royal hit & run... dealer doesnt have a replacement b/c car is too new...they repair it for a week.... few months later... another royal hit & run in the exact same spot, this time insurance doesnt want to replace bumper...FML !!!!!

i got one... alright i was 16 snuck into my old gfs room asked her if her mom wasnt gonna come home shes like no not for a couple hours... 5 mins later :shakes head:her mom pulls up to the drive way we both panick i run and jump out of her window thinking its open... haha annihilated that busted through that window then got chased by her big freakin dogs... hopping over the back fence which was 5 feet.... on her side of the house but was a suprise to me when i jumped off cuz it was a 9 foot drop on the other side... sprained my ankle fell flat on my face got up and limped to my car which was parked a street away FML

^wow FYL! :D

haha togo my man... my life i think is a comedy....

here is another one...

OK so this is recent ok... i was waiting for these sneakers to come out... they came out got the last shoe size!!! was happy me my gf and a couple of friends went out... i wore those same sneakers when i went out got over happy got drunk and plastered... while im completely disoriented and barfing everywhere... my gf says ill just sneak u in my house and u can sleep over... me drunk says yah sure i cant drive home anymore anyways... so there i am... in her room vomiting in a bag cuz i cant go to the bathroom cuz the dad dont know im there... i fall asleep wake up super early in the morning feeling like i have to take a crap like super bad... try and hold it till i ended up ******** in the same bag i was barfing in... yes yes i know very disgusting u have no idea how grossed out i was... so now im completely humilated and wanna go home i tell my gf im going home... shes mad that i **** in a bag and we argue and stuff.... so shes like go and leave... and bring ur sick *** **** bag with u.... the only way to leave is jump out of the window... the catch is... shes on the second floor of a condo... so u have to hang out of the balcony then jump down... so here i am argueing fighting with her i throw the bag of crap acting like im all badass... hang on the balcony.... and then let go... not looking where i landed... it just so happened i landed on that same bag of crap.... and it exploded on my leg and new sneakers... had to drive home with barf and crap on shoes and shorts.... FML...

only you simota....only you.................. LOLz

funny life right? nogo...:roflpuke2: