Originally Posted by ZKindaGuy (Post 458949)

There was this hot model chick with a body and face to kill for that I met at a skating rink when I was in my 20's that asked me to go outside and f* her. We first ended up in some empty car-port of some apartment complex. As we got undressed and hopped into the back seat the owner of the car-port slot pulled up behind the car...needless to say that we had to get out of there quick. So we pull along some dead-end cul-de-sac of a housing project and started to undress again and some home owner comes out of the house pulls out his flashlight and shines it in the bac window. So we got out of there. Then we found some secluded road and I finaly got into her box and came on the first pump stroke because by that point I was hornier than a half-f*ed fox in a forest fire. Needless to say that was a FML moment.

Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 459242)

I lol'd hard. You can't make stuff like this up

Originally Posted by ZKindaGuy (Post 459528)

Sorry to admit that this is a true story....I never had a girl with a body like that after that incident :crying:

Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 459992)

Oh don't feel to bad we've all been in a a related situation... Well except for me and my extreme sexual prowess...:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 166631)

Today I was driving around and these 3 beautiful girls saw my Z and instantly raised their hand for a lift. I had to stop and show them I only have 1 available seat! :( FML.

Originally Posted by vipor (Post 460034)

Obamacare. FML