[Official] Best Post Quotes Thread

[nogoodname]

this thread is dedicated to awesome, weirdest and good come backs.
just quote the post and copy/paste it to here.



i'll start with the 1st one by our own OG Frost

Originally Posted by frost

Listen, if you have never tried baby wipes, do it. Don't live your life in regret. Don't be on your death bed with a chewed up anus wishing you had given it a go.

please post a link to the post, or do what i did by actually clicking quote on tha post than copying paste it

[2theextreme]

Same night....similar topic....again frost is tha man:

Originally Posted by frost

try it. you won't go back. even the softest TP feels like rubbing your poor starfish with sandpaper after the delight of baby wipes.

[Lyndo]

some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them

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[nogoodname]

link back ??

[2theextreme]

Not more than 3 minutes ago....another classic, IMO:

Originally Posted by frost

No one wants to see taco up close mate. In fact, I'd rather see chocolate starfish up close, as long as it's not a full moon harvest.

Originally Posted by 2theextreme

Yeah mines not that big

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[smurfblu13]

Originally Posted by blue660r01

Its a time to PUI!

This brought lawlzz

[2theextreme]

He went and did it again!

Originally Posted by frost

I've noticed I get a lot of smiles and waves from women. If I didn't have a chick already, I'd be getting more ass than a toilet seat.

[2theextreme]

Originally Posted by Caravanshaka

take a hose to her face and I'd be happier

A new contender, IMO...

[2theextreme]

Originally Posted by XwChriswX

Man its hotter than Satan's hairy ugly armpit here... F**kin-A

[TX_370]

Originally Posted by XwChriswX

1 Green Dot = 100 Women who have slept with you based on your Z/G

Originally Posted by XwChriswX

But don't let nogood's deceive you, he found a crack to give himself extras...

Epic LOLZ

[nogoodname]

a crack....lol

[2theextreme]

POST 1500:

Originally Posted by nogoodname

i cant prove i was born to renew my passport

And of course, it has something to do with nogood....

Rep Power: 4 (hells yeah!)

Originally Posted by 2theextreme

POST 1500:




And of course, it has something to do with nogood....

Rep Power: 4 (hells yeah!)

[2theextreme]

Originally Posted by tooohip

Potentially stay another night in Robbinsville or elsewhere in the area if I find a hot hillbilly chick with more than two teeth!

Regarding his upcoming road trip.....he's asking a lot, IMO!