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frost 05-29-2010 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 555219)
I only drink martinis made by Michael J. Fox, because I like them shaken, not stirred.

Quote:

Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 555235)
OOOOOH that's cold ...................... the Martini I mean, shaken with lot's of ice :roflpuke2:


John with the win comeback!

antennahead 05-29-2010 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 555240)
John with the win comeback!

:roflpuke2:

XwChriswX 06-01-2010 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 558042)
So Caravan, whats the story about the screen name. I am sure it's about 5000 pages back.

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 558083)
You probably just had wild sex in a dodge caravan and the girl said, damn, you're a caravan shaka. Wanna go again? You said, wait, I need to register for the370z.com.

:bowrofl:

Caravanshaka 06-01-2010 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 558088)
:bowrofl:

I wouldn't be caught dead in a dodge caravan....

2theextreme 06-01-2010 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by frost
I have a collection of AK love notes. I've become an expert in the rules by breaking all of them.


Quote:

Originally Posted by frost
If I printed them out, it would be like the "war and peace" book.

http://posdgis.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/warpeace.jpg

:rofl2: How true this probably is!

XwChriswX 06-02-2010 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 558093)
I wouldn't be caught dead in a dodge caravan....

No, you'd be caught in a prostitution sting...

Caravanshaka 06-02-2010 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 559588)
No, you'd be caught in a prostitution sting...

yellin' "GET OFF MY WHORE YOU FILTHY PIG" :ugh2:

XwChriswX 06-02-2010 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 559676)
yellin' "SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!" :tup:

fixed.

Caravanshaka 06-07-2010 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 566432)
I want my balls powdercoated. They are all show now, and no go.


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Originally Posted by theDreamer (Post 566433)
:wtf2:
How about a nice shade of blue?

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 566435)
:rofl2:

I was thinking Powder Blue :icon18:

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Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 566437)
Damn that best quote thread. :facepalm:



:nutswinger:

FuszNissan 06-07-2010 09:05 AM

:facepalm:

PapoZalsa 06-08-2010 09:19 PM

This guy my friend made me spit my Iced Tea all over the place in ZdayZ, Tony is my witness, with quotes similar to this.

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Originally Posted by DarkPath (Post 568766)
Wrap one round your A$$ and see for yourself. There is nothing like the OOOo Ahhh of a Z, especially in the twisties.


HKYStormFront 06-08-2010 09:29 PM

boats and hoes

Caravanshaka 06-09-2010 01:46 PM

I just thought this was hilarious:

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Originally Posted by AK370Z (Post 569046)
Kinda unrelated to the thread but I'll share anyway.

Last week after driving for a while, I parked my car on the driveway. I was going to go to post office right away so I didn't turn the ignition off. I was going to go inside, get the letters and then go. Car was running with FULL A/C on and everything.

I entered home, got on the forum and completely forgot about the car. Lets just say two hours later I went downstairs and shut the car off. :shakes head:

:rofl2:

our forum creator ladies and gentleman

HKYStormFront 06-09-2010 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Caravanshaka (Post 569803)
...our forum creator ladies and gentleman

:bowrofl::bowrofl:

bullitt5897 06-09-2010 11:15 PM

hahaha even AK has Newb moments!


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