Originally Posted by PyroCustoms (Post 350440)

Not personal experience. Buddy of mine got drugged at a club and went home with a tranny. He was so freaked out when he woke up the next day he left his wallet and phone. Only reason we found out was bc the tranny brought home his wallet and phone to my buddies roommate.

After that, I made sure my drink was my drink and I'm always coherent enough to know when a girl is not a girl. Plus I'm not one for being flat out drunk.

Originally Posted by PyroCustoms (Post 350471)

I'm not sure what happened (and I really don't care to), he really didn't talk about it and we didn't really see him come out of his room for a couple days except to go to the bathroom and such. Understandably. I haven't heard from him in a couple of years, but he was always getting plowed and doing stupid ****, it just caught up to him I guess. His roommate really let him have it with the jokes. I gave it a week before I bought him a doughnut.

Last I talked with him he was back to normal and wasn't entirely pissed that we made fun of him for it.

Originally Posted by frost (Post 350919)

Just because you explain something clearly doesn't mean he likes the explanation :roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 359250)

If AK's signature gets any fuckin bigger, I'm gonna start turning it in as school essays.

Originally Posted by frost (Post 359274)

So, I was watching porn and cranking one out while the wife watched. It was some chick blowing a guy. So, at the same time I'm about to drop my knot, the girl takes the **** out of her mouth and she has the most ****** up teeth ever. I mean, huge gap, crooked, the whole bit. It was so terrible, that it borderlined hysterical. So seeing that, my knot didn't wanna come out anymore, but it was already started. So it came out hard, like I was passing a brick though my junk. Didnt like it. Haven't felt right since.

Originally Posted by FuszNissan (Post 359397)

:wtf2:

Here I am sitting at the computer in my boxers scratching my balls and read about Frost cranking it....not right.

Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 361816)

Sporting wood......nickles stuck in ass cheeks......fugly porno chicks with messed up teeth.......this thread rocks! :rock:

Originally Posted by frost (Post 371734)

I had to make a tetris game back in the day for a programming class. In all the legal **** at the beginning, I put that starting the game meant I owned your soul unto such time that you beat the game. Then I had all my friends play it. So, I gotta couple spare souls for sale if you know anyone interested.

Originally Posted by blue660r01 (Post 371749)

Im going to stop posting at 9,999

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 376621)

Your Nerdology will forever impress me. :shakes head:

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 377619)

Common sense does not exist on the internet, so we just have to work around it. :icon18:

Originally Posted by Togo (Post 391389)

man tattoos are becoming more and more attractive as the days go by..

Originally Posted by frost (Post 391601)

:wtf2::superghey:

Originally Posted by Togo (Post 391607)

haha as soon as i saw this thread show up in my user cp, i knew what the quote was.. lol


well i officially made the quote thread