xD Whats the Worst Pickup Lines You Guys Or Girls Have Used
 

Mine was, hey, if u look closer you'll see it. and I aint talking about my belly button. Trololol

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What's your favorite dinosaur? Its completely dumb. But it usually will at least garner a response you can work with. Its the worst line but it has worked.

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Hot Blonde: Wanna dance?

Jack Nicholson: Wrong verb.

I'll make it Z related so this post does not get moved.

Hey baby, wana ride in my Z?

thisthreadisstupid

Excuse me...are you an *** model?

A girl actually liked this and did a booty shake for me :tup:

Sub'd for FP's lines... :bowrofl:

"How much?"

"Hi."

Shadoquad went home with me that night.

thisthreadissnotforvirgins :tiphat:

thisthreadalreadyexist

....and I'm pretty sure if you still use or need any of these pick-up lines, you're going to stay a virgin.

Shut her down.

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myigglistgrowsbiggereachfkingday

I honestly hope you realize your the one starting confrontations, and most people have you on there "iggy list"...

How Blind can you be to your own ignorance?

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As Marvin would say on "Ray Donovan" to Bridget...

Pipe me Bitch!

Damn good show BTW!

Them's fighting words...

In college my roommates and I had a pretty large party at our apartment, kegs, margarita machines, full bar, etc. I spent the whole night trying to get into this one cute chick's pants, and it was going pretty well until she tells me that she's going home because her boyfriend is meeting her at her place. Since I was three sheets to the wind, the only acceptable action was to look at her other roommate who just got left at the party and tell her "You'll do. What's your name?"

She stayed for three days. Not as cute as the first girl, but she was a gymnast. I'll call it a win.

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