^ Didn't know what to do when the dolphins didn't react to his chloroform...

taught me how to do it from experience, and so there we were raping marine mammals together. Also, the above poster is probably going to hell with me for the last few pages.

^ Skipped his meeting

^ Saved me from joining Shado in his firey fate... :tup:

should tell Scott that my meeting was only 15 minutes vs. the expected hour, much like most of his sexual encounters.

^ Likes ice cream

^ Just got sick burned lol :owned:

^ Is wrong. He was really looking forward to that hour.

^ Would feel the same way if he was kept from his love slave that long...

told me we were exclusive :mad:

^ Knows how bad that can be

^ Shouldn't get upset about his 15 minutes of love being criticized. His critic never has hit half that time before. Tony told me so after being seduced himself by the shado

^ Like chocolate ice cream

seldom needs 30 seconds, sometimes doesn't get past the verbal exchange of "Hello, Mr. Hasselhoff" and "I thought I had a restraining order against you."

Edit: Damn, Scott. That's the second bullet you've taken for Cwis in less than an hour. Is he paying you?

^ Needs to move faster, the Hoff is 'stiff' competition