^ Pinches his totem to make sure he's not dreaming, but then realizes he likes it... So goes deeper into his meditation

is lucky I have to leave for a meeting. -_-

^ Otherwise he would make one hell of a mess when he climaxes

^So intense he dies and comes up a level then finds himself in a meeting..

Enjoys apple cider. Specifically, hot Dickens' Cider.

^ Prefers his cider to be home made... 'Keep it within the family' is emblazened on his bottles.

's love life is like Einstein's most genius theory... Everything is relative.

^ Practices the West Virginia Halloween past time of 'Pumpkin'

has such a checkered past, like that time he fingered his cousin in a barn that time when I was 19.

^ Had a similar incident, only way he knew it was his cousin and not a farm animal was by the noise it made when he poked it... :wtf2:

trains farm animals to sound like humans when he pokes them.

^ Got banned out of seaworld for trying to teach the animals to slurp with their blow holes...

knows that dolphins are pretty and intelligent, and that "ee-ee-ee-ee" means "faster".

^ Just confused that with his midgets... when they say 'ee-eeeeeee!' that means get awaaayyyy!!!

is correct. I forgot that when one obstructs a Dolphin's blowhole, they can't scream for pleasure nor anger.