^ Was :mad: the tony Realdoll got hit on more than he did.

Was overjoyed because the same guys that hit on the Tony realdoll were hitting on him as well!

^ Put beergoggles on the Tony Realdoll so it would find him attractive.

witnessed the success first hand (his other hand was doing other things)

^ Referring to when I was calling 911 for the demonic sounds Shado had recorded into his Tony Realdoll... It sounded like a dog was growing and a retard humping a doorknob. I feared for shado's life... Hence calling 911.

Can call 911 and masturbate while filming for youtube, as we discovered that night.

^ Knows multitasting is a prime ability for my job.



Disclaimer: Does not refer to anything sexual in nature, pr0nz, orgies, GB's or anything else.

is giving me the first decent back-n-forth I've had in this thread for a while.

Gets paid well to multitask all over shado

Is wrong. If I got well paid to do that, I wouldn't leave the house.

^ Is used to getting decent back and forth, just not in form of: thread!

volunteers his time to change diapers... not at a daycare facility, but at retirement communities.

^ Volunteers his time at a retirement home, as a prostitute.

is my geriatric pimp. Knows that it's a competitive market where I'm at a disadvantage to the competition, being that I have teeth.

^ Its a good thing for me, I got the good denture plan for my ho's, so his teeth are removable at payers request. :tup: