would have an enormous svonshtucker! woof!

^ Plays with used grenades? :confused:

^ Fills demo grenades with explosives and watches people practice with live ordnace

^ Fills grenades with love and ignites them with love
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^ Was :bowrofl: -ing at my Fast and Furious remark about the S2k

^ Doesn't know that at work we wonder if there is anyone out there in the world who quotes F&F non stop as it is a form of life.

Chris answered that question, thank you.

lives life on the edge of insanity

^ Flirts with disaster, but gets :mad: when he wakes up the next morning and Distaster is nowhere to be found.

is shocked :eek: when he wakes up the next morning and Disaster is a guy.

^ Wakes up next to Tony, then pulls the wig off to realize its just a MANequin...

knows my Tony Realdoll is so lifelike, it comes with blue and carbon fiber parts. :bowrofl:

^ Tries to break the CF when he squeezes

(That one had me :roflpuke2:-in, took me a minute to write this lol )

once smurfed my Tony realdoll in public. IN PUBLIC!

^ Wanted to smurf his Tony realdol IN A BAR! They THREW him in PUBLIC!

helped me argue unsuccessfully that the doll wasn't real enough to require a cover, yet was female enough to get happy hour drafts for a quarter. :rofl2: