wants to be like chris

has never been more wrong chris wants to be like me

white and furry? chris is already those things

:nutswinger: Smashed his nuts on his bike in fourth grade and has never been the same.

got it wrong, i smashed my pinky finger on the mailbox in 4th grade while riding a bike, still got a scar

should know I got my finger smashed by a bull when I was in 4th grade

needs to explain that story NOW lol

I went to a petting zoo and accidentally poked the bull in the eye cause he moved his head. It pissed him off, he smashed and broke my pinky while it was sitting on the gate keeping him locked in.

has bad timing...

^ has bad aim

Has terrific aim, but his targets are underage farm animals

^ let me rescue them from his flock... the horrors they would have endured... :ugh2:

would have been provided for this guy out of my video collection. He was simply impatient.

^ Such a giver :bowrofl:

takes it all, right up to the elbow... the elbow of generosity.