had a wet stillen bumper dream only to wake up :(

^ Has dreams of project, wakes up, shakes them out to sleep and dream of frost, then wakes up feeling violated... :wtf2:

has suffered with this, and still wakes up in cold sweat

^ When he has these dreams, he wakes up in a hot mess... :icon17:

Wakes up on the floor with Ron Jehremy unloading on his face.

^ Needs to take off the ron jeremy mask and chest hair piece

is really ron jeremy

^ Should shave my back...

should have my back but doesn't :(

^ Should present evidence to support his allegations... :shakes head:

needs to go f*ck himself, the evidence is all over this forum :bowrofl:

^ Must have fallen and hit his head, I never narc'd on nobody!

^ is under scrutiny for this comment
"Forgive me for the noob comment...

Akebono... never heard of it? Anything special, or am I just out of the loop?"
FAIL

makes nipples hard worldwide

makes buttholes pucker with nothing more than a hip thrust