^ uses a chicken to, well, this is a family forum :tup:

^ Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... You have herpes.

^ and you know this how?

^ Cause I saw the dude on the street corner you got the ZJ from, and saw the sores... I immediately :wtf2:

Shouldnt be stalking forum members

^ Doesn't understand the wingman concept

must not be a true wingman letting his friend get herpes!

^ I went in for the glovesave, but he waved me off..

Is in no way accountable for the herpes for trying to save his friend.

^ Should get a bottle of Jeremiah Weed

^ should explain what that is? *googles it*

hasn't shared the answer yet

^ Should listen to the song 'Jeremiah Weed' - by Dos Gringo's and you'll understand :tup:

is potentially in the airforce and likes him a good bottle of vodka sweet tea

^ Correct about the AF, but Vodka will never enter my system again. Too many bad memories... :shakes head:

(And before it gets commented on, it has nothing to do with any drunken stories... Just, bad memories.)