^ Should make sure his scholars remove 'Emperor' as a form of politician... Wouldn't look good on a resume for dictator if you were beheaded by your own laws.

^should know that's what the French do--behead

^ Coulda swore the french gave head... ?

^knows a frechman when he gets head from one.

likes french mustard

^ likes french gurls :yum:

likes french guys

^ Lies

has a great sense of humor

^ quite comedic himself

sleeps with Napoleons Picure

played napoleon in bill and ted's excellent adventure

got high to bill and ted's adventure

couldn't find hash for when he watched it

^ owns a Wyld Stallyns cd