Good because I've never been very good with sharing. :tiphat:

:tup: no tornadoes. High winds and torrential rain :icon14:
Winds up to 60mph :wtf:

Laundry off and on all day-library card for the mini (made her very happy :icon17: )
Then she burns popcorn (ewwwww) while i am taking nap-stinky house!



Hey Footloose!! Cool pic!!

GF?! I think shes very pretty!

I like more the Eastern European type. :yum: :tup: :leghump:

Nope. Not the gf.

The ones that don't shave?!?!:ugh2:

Preferably not, but that can be easily remedied with a little bit of Haboob and some Americanization. :tup:

:roflpuke2:

yikes, torrential rain + extreme high winds = water seeping into the house from the windows. 60mph is probably ok, but i had 90mph+ winds last year during a storm and the water literally passed through the "sealed" windows and dripped down the sills on one side of the house. :eekdance:

i put my big towels on the windows which worked, but for the patio sliding door, i had to wring + bucket the 10-15min. it scared the crap out of my kids so i made a joke the weather peed in its pants and now daddy has to wipe it all up, like how i did them when they were smaller. :icon17:

:iagree: :bowrofl:

you like the 'thick' women do you? :icon17:

Nooooo. Absolutely not!

:tup: yeah-my mini getting nervous too. Daddy at work so calm momma face on ;) and wow! 90!!! Really happy we have the garage for my Z. I'm wondering if i shouldn't move trash cans inside too. Probably should.

:icon18: :tup:

hope you find that european non-grudge altezza style girlie with LED windshield washer nozzles. :tup:

I did once, but she dumped me 'cause she was still "in love with her ex". Amongst other reasons, it was probably best for now.

Depends on "thickness". Haha

Perfect hygiene and everything shaved fits in with the perfect hygiene. That's pretty much my requirements haha


Teeth.... Ehh

yah, everything that's not tied down should go inside the house or shed or garage. :)
upon inspection i found a few shingles near the house so had the HOA guys check the roof. :D

it's good to crack jokes when things go kinda sour... hope you make it out safe. :tup:

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Been there. Done that. Wasted several months on one of those.

:icon17: hahaha!!! yah, plus please no garlic smell. i can't stand girls with garlic smell. :barf:

A pic of that would be interesting :icon14:

Slender/Athletic
White/Slightly brown (like those East Euros :yum:)
Straight teeth
Good smile
Normal nose
At min. shoulder length hair (pref black/brown)
Pretty eyes
Personality, but not over the top

Bonus points:

Thigh gap

Yeah, I'm not wasting my time on her at the moment (this was back in Dec.).

On to bigger and better things - well, nothing at the moment. :(



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Oh! Then that twerk video I posted this morning is perfect for you! Thigh gap for dayssss

Can't do cigarettes either. Definitely not. A girl that pulls out a cigarette could theoretically go from a "10" straight to a "1" :barf:

hey there, mr. jar :tup:

woah, now im kinda scared to open those spoilers at work. lol :icon17:

:hello: lol!!

They're empty :tup:

I was nervous too

http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/us...sa_naughty.gif There is such thing as too skinny.

Yeah, cig's and drugs are an immediate "no". Excessive drinking is pretty close...

:iagree: i hate post cigarette breath. :barf:

Feeling the itch for a drive after work today. Might save it for tomorrow morning though and take out the camera. Decisions, decisions......

And the smell it carries to your clothes, then your car.

All of it.

:barf:

:icon18:

also table manners. i hate girls that have poor table manners. :icon14:

:tup: why choose? Do both.

:iagree: it does. i had to drive a smoker lady to some convention once and damn my car smelled like smoke for weeks.

and i have a good nose. :ugh2:

i likes this PlanB too. :tup:

:iagree: i have never smoked and mr. Bc quit when we found out the mini was on her way :tup:
My nose so sensitive i can smell a cigarette in a car that drives past. Can you guys smell those too? Surely I am not the only one.

:hello: Ken

:icon17:

not ALL of them :tup:

I generally don't post NSFW stuff in this thread :tiphat: