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trying new sexual practices...
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Using a condom
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voluptuous tits bouncing up and down in your face
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Watching romantic comedies that suck, but I love my wife and I indulge her sometimes...
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X-rated sex tapes
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You cum first
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Z cars are OK with my wife.
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New category?
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Quote:
A tire of the subway-train was blew thus I came to work late.... |
A dog ate my homework...
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bugs attacked me and I couldn't get out of my house
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Cat barfed on my pants
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Dog ate my homework
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Everyone is making my life difficult
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friend of mine got dead drunk thus I cannot get out of the house
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Geese attacked me on my way to my car
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Homework fell into the toilet.
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hot chic keeps on stopping me from leaving the bedroom...
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Itching powder got put in all my boxer shorts
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Just when I was about to leave I got a call saying I won a cruise trip
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Kick boxing class with Queen Latifah and Rosie O'Donnell has me all bruised and sore
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Lactating Mermaids kidnapped me.
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Mom needs to get bailed out of jail again
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Near death experience
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oprah ask me to fix her plumbing.....
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Papa John's pizza gave me food poisoning
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queen latifah insisted to give me a ride..... but it turns out the ride is to somewhere else....
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Rosy rash on my a$$ kept me up all night
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Sudden power outrage of the garage ONLY
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Trying out my trapeze in the bedroom last night and I got stuck
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Underwear soiled...no clean ones left, had to wait while laundry was being done.
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Very sudden winter storm came through and closed down my whole town!
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wiener sagging.... depressed
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X-men asked me to fix his toilet.. and I can't reject cos he came with rosie
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Young stripper made me give up all of my gas money
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zebra ate my homework
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New Category: Ways to Make a Living
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Abduct people
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bull sh!tting.. ie politicians
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Candle-maker
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