Irritating passengers

joining the mile high club

knocking the washroom while walking-by...

leaving your seat to get something from the overhead storage bin.

miss the connecting flight....

new plane smell

Oprah-like neighbor passenger

peanuts no longer for free

Queen Latifah is in the aisle seat, I am in the middle and Rosie O'Donnell has the window seat and the two of them play grab-azz the entire flight from SFO to JFK...

when Ellen DeGeneres tell you peanuts is no longer free..!!! :icon18::icon18:




Rainstorm delay thus you have to play cards with the Big-three... (Queen Latifah, Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah)

Robotic gate agents

I did 'R'..... :icon17:

Super crowdy luggage carrousel

Taking a dump in the plane bathroom while there are 9 people waiting in line

under-seat life jacket finally becomes useful.... :ugh2:

Vertigo stealing your window seat on a Southwest flight when you get up to use the bathroom

Waiting for the restroom in first class and there is someone in there taking his sweet time, but I ate a huge Mexican lunch before boarding and I am passing gas like I am a human typhoon...

XXX pictures on my ipad that I don't conceal when the hot stewardess walks by

Yelling people who think being loud and obnoxious can make an impact on the gate agent and magically get them what they want...

Zero tolerance for alcohol + slamming down a couple shots of whiskey stollen from the galley while heading to the lavatory + spinning yourself as fast as you can before heading back to your seat = puke your guts halfway down the aisle and watch how much the other passengers enjoy the rest of the flight. :tup:

^sounds like a real experience from Mr.djpathfinder......

Admitting I am at fault even though I'm not.. - just to get to the make up sex

Breaking up with my first wife after she was on a weekend "work retreat", but in reality was in Monterey, CA at a bed and breakfast with my best friend of 20 years (true story)

Casually making out at a place picked casually

Declaring a thumb war and losing :(

Eating french vanilla ice cream from her cleavage

Fornicating in a parked car in the middle of BFE.

Giving her the schlong without going down on her first :tup:

Hightailing it out of her bedroom at 2am because you both feared the parents woke to see what the noise was about.

Itching like crazy after sex because someone had a yeast infection and omitted that little tidbit of information during the 30 second long foreplay

Jizzing on my girlfriend's face while she's sound asleep and unawares...wanna see what happens when you wake up a sleeping giant?

Keeping her head down while I skeet in her mouth only to see her glare at me as if I broke the trust.

"Liking" an ex-girlfriend's post on FaceBook

Manipulating your girlfriend into having a three way with another girl

Not ever remembering anniversaries or birthdays

Offseason vacations together for discounted rates

Playing "Women's Prison Warden and the Naughty Inmate" whenever I feel like it...

Quizzo nights together at the local Irish pub

Romantic adventures on birthdays

Sexy time all the time