Undo this button for me. (overheard in a restroom at the airport from a guy with his arm in a cast)

Virgins are the only thing I'll do now (at the alcholics annonymous meeting)

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Watch it so that you don't drag it on your teeth when you slide it into your mouth. (Instructions to a child on licking a popsicle)

i'm not familiar with how to play this game, what's the rules? :D

:icon17: You gotta say something (on-topic....check a few posts back to see what the topic is) that starts with the next letter in the alphabet. The topic for now is "easily misinterpreted statements". Once we reach the letter "Z", anyone can choose the next topic.

Xerox my a$$ (sarcastically)

You just cannot suck on it for two hours -- it is not good for you. (Instructions to your child on lollipop eating)

Zoom in on her, yeah check out that back side!

Average Joe's 5" Subs :icon17:

Burger King (it should be King Burger)

Coch-Meete Sandwich Emporium

Dinky Donuts

Eezy-Duz-It-Brah Shore Shack

Flaming Lips BBQ

Gargling Gertie's Smoothies

Harry's Hanging Hot Dogs

Bump

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In and Out Burger

Jimmy Johnson's Sushi Rolls

KFC, since it uses fake chicken.

What?! I had no idea!!

That's UnAmerican!!!!!!!!!

Loose Lucy's BBQ

Mama Jean's Clam and Crabs

Nuts are Us

Open Legs' Chicken Cuisine

Pauly Shore's Road Kill Café and Movie Memorabilia

Quick Lay's Fish Fillet

Ru Paul's Cross-dressing Dinner Theater

Sexy Chicken

Tasty Balls of Salty Chocolate

Undies - edibla, extra virgin...NOT!

Velma's Virgin Margarita Bar and Hookah Lounge

Whataburger

Xena's Meatless Tacos

Bump

Yolanda's Sausage

Zippy the Pinhead's Donut Emporium