New Category: Fun things to do with your Z

Autocross events with Priuses...

Breaking necks when I drive through the Fiat dealership

Cruising to a Honda Civic Cars and Coffee meet on a Sunday morning

Driving in reverse on the freeway like Paul Walker.

Escaping at high speed from the wedding reception (two lesbian friends)...

The smell of patchouli oil and seafood in the heat overwhelmed me.

Flinging eggs at $15 a pop streetwalkers in Atlantic City.

Going balls out down Market Street in San Francisco during the Pride Parade

Hang glide from a Nismo wing at the Grand Canyon

Ixtapa running of the bulls and 2 dollar hookers

Bump

Jamming to Taylor Swift while downtown!

Kankakee, IL street racing on Tuesday nights

Laying on the hood on a sunny day in Detroit Lakes...just waiting for people to come by and say something. Because ya know, sometimes, I'm an attention whore :rofl2:

Masturbating to Shy Love porn DVDs in my Kenwood receiver while listening to the sound of my exhaust.

Observing the female passengers in guys' trucks up here, as they admire my car while I have my sleek-a$$ shades on.:cool:

Pounding an 800 dollar a night Brazilian hooker while she's bent over my open hatch and her plump @ss is hanging out.

Quick getaway after skipping out on my bill from the 4 hour session at Madame Wong's House of Pleasure Massage and Dry Cleaning

rear end sliding/drifting as I do laps in the round-abouts

Spin my Bridgestone tires bald so I can put Michelin PSS on the Z

Tornado racing in Kansas

Ugandan rally in August -- navigator is a step son on the late Idi Amin

Vegas strip drag racing at 4am

Washington DC during the Pride Parade -- driving the grand marshal, Queen Latifah, around

XXX porn shoot on top of the Z hood, ecofriendly paint looks like I drove through a rockslide.

Yorba Linda, CA on Richard Nixon appreciation day -- high speed donuts in the RMN library parking lot

Zebra safari in Africa


Feel free to pick this one.

Anxiety

Bi-polar disorder

Cyclothymic disorder

Dissociative Disorder

Echo de la pensee

fugue state

Ganser syndrome

Hierarchy of Needs (Maslow's)

Intermittent explosive disorder

Jumping Jehoshaphat!!! I cannot think of a J

Kleptomania

(frontal) lobotomy