Star Trek or Star Wars,.................. which do you prefer?? :rofl2:

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Tatooine

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth (From Magic: The Gathering....don't judge me, I played PoKeMoN too :icon17:)

Vader, Darth

Watto ("Mind tricks don'ta work on'a me...only money!)

X-Men

Yoda

Zod

You pick the next category please.

All those times I fought with my ex...I was a real d@uche:shakes head:

Buying Facebook stock

Cigarette smoking while pumping gas

Diving (muff) with Juanita, my "undocumented" immigrant housekeeper while I thought my wife was at a seminar at the CDC in Atlanta, but I misunderstood -- it was a webinar and she came come three days before I thought she would...

Eating the Macho Nachos at Zorbaz on the Lake, with the Zumba girls form my gym...those girls can pack it down:shakes head:.

I was like, "Pleeze mum, may ah haav sum moor?"
They were like, "Piss off ya little wanker!"

Farting in my wetsuit

Groping my wife, so I thought, in the dark. Boy, was I wrong...turned out to be my mother-in-law. Oops! :wtf2:

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Having my ex-wife over for Christmas dinner -- with her new wife...

I thought I would be okay with it but the weird factor and the public displays of lesbian affection were a bit disturbing.

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:icon18: "Impatiently waiting for the next reply because I've thought of a bunch of good ones to follow" - inner monologue, Onzedge.

Jumping into a car conversation with a Honda Civic enthusiast college kid.
Shame on me.

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Kick-boxing class with Queen Latifah...

Letting the old man with the BMW M6 intimidate me into racing him....humiliation at its best:shakes head:

Missing class too much in high school

Never hitting on (what had to be at least) half the girls in my Political Science Thesis class.

It was the most disgusting thing imaginable when about 3 days before graduation day, at least 8 (i'm not bullsh!tting you) of those girls said to my face something along the lines of: Ya know, Alphonso...I always thought you were cute. I would have spent time with you, but I just had a lot going on all the time.


Skanks.:shakes head:

Opening up a can of worms at almost every meeting I attend...

It's a hard habi to break.

Placing the keys to my Z in my ex-girlfriend's hands.
:facepalm:

Queen Latifah's synchronized swimming seminar attendance...

Racing that sleeper IS 350 in Seattle.:shakes head:

Bastard purposely modded his turbo kit/exhaust for sound reduction. He dusted me like the Road Runner vs the Coyote

Spending too much money on the Facebook I.P.O.

Talking to the quiet girl in Intro to Psych 101 class back in 2005. She was my first stalker but didn't want to have s3x with me when I asked. I was like WTF? :confused::icon14:

Under the bed when three fat girls were having a lesbian 3 way

Vegetable smoothie back when I tried that "all-green" diet in May 2012.

Washing the Z 15 minutes before a bird dropped a poop on it. ($%^*!!!!)

X-rated video watching while parents were visiting...

Yelling at my old supervisor (tried that whole "with all due respect, Sir..." thing. Still ended very badly)
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Zipped up my fly with my wang still hanging out