zipping up my pants before going for a chew in the Z

Next topic please...:tup:

Airport waiting for flight with family members fighting :shakes head:.......... it happened to me I just took a walk :ugh2:

Butt makes noise while sneezing.

Christmas time drunk

Dog runs up and sniffs crotch...

Easter egg hunt at Mom and Dad's -- drunk also

Fart at first fiancee father meeting.

Going to Disneyland with the folks -- drunk

Having sex on the inlaw's kitchen counter top, and in walks father-in-law for a glass of water. You pause for a moment, glance over and you both say hi. He then looks away and proceeds to get water, and you go back to humping, both parties pretending nothing is happening. :tup:

in-laws (no that's it)

Jumping off the second story balcony during a family get-together -- drunk

kinky moves to wife... and in-laws walk in.

Looking at xhamster videos on my Mom's computer and forgetting to clear my browsing history

making weird faces behind in-laws only to find mirror on the other side of room...

Not showing up for family dinner at the in-laws with the excuse of working late, only to be found at the strip club with 4 of your buddies all drunk and rowdy by your brother-in-law, who also skipped dinner because of "work".

Out late drinking instead of sitting for the family portrait

Portrait session post-poned till the next day because of your late night drinking.

quitting my job and firgetting to tell anyone

Rolling my eyes and grandma see me doing it.

Staying up all night before a Thanksgiving Dinner and then sleeping through it

Totalling dad's car

Underwear shopping with my girlfriend and ran into my Mom at the store

Very embarrassed that mom bumped into me and my girlfriend, I then noticed my wife was with my mom.

wretching my guts out at Christmas dinner

bump

....the thread is dead....

xhamster.com viewing while my Dad was standing behind me and I did not know it...

yelling (not that loud) profanity-series in garage while trying to get a f-king nut loose not knowing in-law standing there watching.

zipping myself up in my fly after taking a leak at Mom and Dad's house Christmas 1989, not being able to get myself unstuck and yelling for my wife to come into the bathroom to unzip my wiener for me and then she told everyone the amusing tale over dessert

algorithms

binary-code

cat in the hat (confused, confusing)

data

ethernet

faaak!! (my frequenty terminology with pc's)

Gigabyte Motherboards

headache! (after trying to figure out pc's)