Getting to the gate early only to wait on the ramp 30 minutes for the plane that is there to leave

Hoping the big gal that is tightly making her way through the plane is NOT sitting aside of you...:eek:

Intercontinental travel on an A-330 in Delta One

Joyous sounds of a toddler in the seat behind you that you have to refrain from slapping

Kid kicking the seat the entire flight and the parents oblivious

Luggage never to be seen again...

Maintenance delay due to a Zone 3 retard trying to shove an overstuffed carryon into the overhead and breaking it...

Noticing out the window that the suitcase being recklessly bounced off the tarmac looks quite familiar...

Overseas flight in first class

Puntang from a Taiwanese prostitute.

Queen Latifah bumped you from Seat 1A

Realizing you are going to miss your plane due to the security check... :shakes head:

Sitting on the tarmac after an early arrival -- all excited to arrive ahead of time, only to have one's hopes smashed as the airplane marshals enjoy a 15 minute break...

Tasting a $15 slice of pizza in one of the beautiful concourse eateries...

Unwittingly shouting a greeting to your friend Jack such as, "Hi Jack!"

Verifying your seat assignment again to someone who is about to have to move... before you have call the flight attendant

Whining to customer service about unexpected delays.

‘Xtreme excitement that occurs when you open up the pack of complimentary peanuts and find 4 instead of the normal 3.....

Oh happy days...

Yelling couple in the boarding area at ATL for a flight to Sao Paolo from ATL, one in English and one in Portuguese, causing a huge commotion and then intervention from airport police (true story from last Thursday)

Zorro looking dude pulls up in the Uber to pick you up and you decide to wait for a different car because he seems a bit strange to you

Next category...

THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE WHILE GROWING UP...

This might include things that are inappropriate, ignorant, immoral or borderline illegal, yet kids oft try to get away with these capers anyhow

Let’s start with .... A

Acquiring a stack of old porno mags when you were 12 and hiding them in your room because your Mom probably would never find them

Bringing my gf and her friends into my parents house after hours while they slept in the basement bedroom lol

Calling the corner store and asking for “Prince Albert in a can”

Drinking a half 5th of Southern Comfort, throwing up and passing out on NYE....before the ball even came close to dropping

Eating a few worms when you were 7 to impress the neighbor girl

Farting loudly on my first day of school in sixth grade at a new school...

Going down a public road doing wheelies on your dirt bike at 14 yrs old and thinking your parents will never ever know

Having an acid trip when you thought your parents were going to be gone for the night but their plans changed and they decided to host a half dozen US Navy officers, who worked for your Dad, and their wives for dinner and cocktails at your house and you were expected to meet and greet each one while exhibiting a high level of decorum and manner...

Inhaling powdered sugar so you could be like Tony Montana from the movie SCARFACE.

jerking off with your dad's stash of Penthouse, thinking no one is home, and having your mom walk in on you...

Keep erasing the little pencil mark on the label and remarking it lower... That is the label on the bottle of Canadian Club that your Dad not so cleverly hid in the top shelf of the hall closet.

When confronted, you have to say... “maybe it evaporated”...

leering at your neighbor showering through her open window and having your mom walk in and wonder aloud what you are doing with binoculars at night...

Making the move on one of your Mom’s divorced friends... because... well just because

Necking (and other stuff) with my friend's cousin in the trunk of my friend's Mom's 1967 Olds 88 as we were being smuggled into a drive-in movie

Omitting to mention to your parents that you borrowed their car without asking. Parking it and hoping they don’t notice the big ding for a few days or hopefully longer....

Peeing on an electric fence to see if it really would zap you.

Quitting a job, because you have a date that night

Running away from home to join the dark carnival.

Saying you will be staying at your friend’s house and your friend tells his parents that he is staying at yours. Together you go cruising for chicks all night and no one is the wiser...