Q Fever (yes it exists)

rickets

std

tumors

Ulcerative Colitis

vd

West Nile virus

Xerophthalmia

yellow fever (count me in...)

Zika

Annoying laugh

8itchiness

Careless around my Z!

Doing too much coke

evidently wanted to get a green card HERE so i'd be much easier to immigrate to OZ to join her rich-widowed mommy and her double-tit-loss rich lesbo-lover after stealing and cheating on me in the short "wedded-bliss" ******** farce...sigh

Fornication with another man!

green card expired

Hair. Everywhere! :eek:

intense hatred towards the "better" half

Just annoyingly clingy

kissing (and caught) another man in a bedroom whilst i was being celebrated on my 25th b-day (btw, there was a 3-way going on whilst peeps circled a bench-like sitting arrangement around the b-rm whilst i sat in "glory/honor" in the main rooms...) sigh

lesbian porn left in the DVD player

Mother.
In.
Law.


:p

Nagging constantly

Oprah keeps calling at weird hours and hanging up

pissing off each other 3/4 of the time

Quality time together ruined always by causing drama.

refusing to have sex 5-6 times a week

Satisfying his/her needs only.

too much alcohol and cocaine...

unwillingness towards anal/swallowing

vagina-sharing with every one of my friends

waiting impatiently for me to sex her up long after i'd grown too tired and she complained too often about my lack of "her-cumming-skills"...sigh

x-rated web surfing one night and found videos of my spouse involved in bukakke

yellow, crusty, stained bed sheets observed upon my surprise return after a week away on business

Z cars always came before romance

acne-free

bank account balance