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groping the waitress on your anniversary
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herpes outbreak
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insulin overdose
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jerking off with too much abandon and frequency
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kicking spouse out of bed, violently. :ugh2:
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leaving the toilet seat up one too many times
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My defense, she put her cold ass feet on my back. It a natural reflex to kick, right? :ugh:
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nibbling on Cheetos in bed
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occasional flashbacks
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peeing on the toilet seat
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quick ire
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retro virus acquisition
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sexual addiction
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transvestitism
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unusual sexual appetite
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voyeurism and getting caught
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***(bump)***
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Wanting to remember what we were talking about.
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X-rated website addiction
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Y do plp txt lk dis
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Z-car obsession
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New Category: Medicine and Remedies
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***Bump***
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Aloe Vera
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baby oil
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Coral exfoliate
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Dexedrine
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ferradol
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Ginseng extract
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hernia
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Ipecac
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jellyfish protein (for anti-aging)
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KY jelly
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lemon juice
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Mercurius vivus
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Neosporin
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Oxycotin
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penicillin
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quaaludes
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hallucinogenic frog excretions
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