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laughing at a fat woman on a treadmill
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muscle pull when trying to show off bench pressing skills to an aerobics instructor
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Notice you have to strain to pick up the 5lbs.
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opening a big bag of Doritos
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pulled a muscle putting on my jockstrap
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quieting down the loud gym clothes
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Ripping a fart in front of the hot girl at the front desk
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Splitting my spandex shorts while bench pressing
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Tripping over a misplaced dumbell while checking out the hot girl doing squats
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Underwear showing the crack of your a$$ while on the stationary bike
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Victory laps around the gym when I push 275lbs.
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wishing I knew the hot chick's name
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XXX male porn star walking through the mens locker room naked without a towel
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yellow stain on the front of my gym shorts caused me psychological pain
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zipper catching private parts in the locker room (ouch)
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