Hookah fabrication in woodshop and then quality control leak tests using nicely manicured Panama Red in the alley between the shop and the athletic fields.

inconsistent attendance record

jumping jacks in gym glass

Kicking down the door to the chemistry class storage room and absconding with all the potassium permanganate we could carry.

Losing my virginity to Jenny Schill in the same third stall.

Making hashish-topped chocolate chip cookies in Mrs. Edwards Home Economics class room.

Never Eat Soggy Weiners

opium mistaken for hash :eek:

Pass the blunt..

Quick tokes of Oaxacan Spear Buds between classes with my buddy Damone.

recess

Smoking some primo Maui Wowee before final exams.

Token on the Hindu kush..

Useless time spent in classes...

valentines

Watching girls showering from the secret squirrel hole in the locker room.

XXX sites on the school library computer

Yelling loudly at the flying dragons in my calculus class due to the mushrooms I ate with Karl at lunchtime.

Zero tolerance for cheating during an exam...if caught.

Auburn

Baylor

clemson

Duke

Evansville University

florida state

Georgia Tech

Harvard

Ithaca

Johns Hopkins

Kentucky

lsu

Michigan

Nyu

Occidental

Penn State

Hello. These need to be in alphabetical order...

I had a brain fart.

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