Joke of the Day

XwChriswX · 10-16-2009, 10:08 AM

Something new today kids, lets learn new words and phrases!

Today's Lesson:

Spousebroken: /Spows-bro-ken/ adj., Trained, especially by one's spouse, to have habits that are appropriate for indoor living. n., The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

Sentence: My sexiest man alive happily washes the windows, cleans the toilets, and jumps into bed whenever I say "Do!", now that he is completely spousebroken.

Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken -- to train to obedience; tame. (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits... Ha!)

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XwChriswX WFLYIDNNE Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: In The Fastlane Posts: 50,648 Drives: 02 GDB WRX Rep Power: 453	Something new today kids, lets learn new words and phrases! Today's Lesson: Spousebroken: /Spows-bro-ken/ adj., Trained, especially by one's spouse, to have habits that are appropriate for indoor living. n., The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated. Sentence: My sexiest man alive happily washes the windows, cleans the toilets, and jumps into bed whenever I say "Do!", now that he is completely spousebroken. Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken -- to train to obedience; tame. (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits... Ha!) __________________ Bonnie - Stage 2, Audio build coming this fall! R.I.P. Abby 3/29/10 - 3/30/14