Joke of the Day

Togo · 08-01-2009, 08:07 AM

A young couple Tony and Maria get married and since they don't have any money they have their honeymoon at Maria's parents house. So on their wedding night they go upstairs and get ready to consummate the marriage. Tony sits on the bed and starts to undress. He takes off his shirt and Maria (having never seen a man without clothes before) sees that he has a hairy chest.

She runs downstairs to the kitchen and tells her mother " Mama, Tony has a hairy chest!"

Her mother who was making sauce just smiles and says "All good men have hairy chests. Now go upstairs and be with your husband."

So she goes back upstairs and sees Tony taking off his pants. She sees that he has hairy legs.

She runs downstairs and says "Mama, Tony has hairy legs!" Her mother smiles and says "All good men have hairy legs. Now go up and be with your husband."

So she goes back upstairs and finds Tony taking off his socks. She sees that he is missing three toes on one of his feet.

She runs back down and says "Mama, Tony has a foot and a half!"

Mama turns to Maria with a serious look and says "Maria, stir the sauce. This sounds like a job for Mama!"

08-01-2009, 08:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
Togo A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2009 Location: E. Northport, NY Posts: 7,597 Drives: Stuff Rep Power: 658	A young couple Tony and Maria get married and since they don't have any money they have their honeymoon at Maria's parents house. So on their wedding night they go upstairs and get ready to consummate the marriage. Tony sits on the bed and starts to undress. He takes off his shirt and Maria (having never seen a man without clothes before) sees that he has a hairy chest. She runs downstairs to the kitchen and tells her mother " Mama, Tony has a hairy chest!" Her mother who was making sauce just smiles and says "All good men have hairy chests. Now go upstairs and be with your husband." So she goes back upstairs and sees Tony taking off his pants. She sees that he has hairy legs. She runs downstairs and says "Mama, Tony has hairy legs!" Her mother smiles and says "All good men have hairy legs. Now go up and be with your husband." So she goes back upstairs and finds Tony taking off his socks. She sees that he is missing three toes on one of his feet. She runs back down and says "Mama, Tony has a foot and a half!" Mama turns to Maria with a serious look and says "Maria, stir the sauce. This sounds like a job for Mama!"