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Originally Posted by semtex

Have I ever shown you guys a pic of my younger brother? This is one of his school pics from high school. He's a bit of a retard.

Originally Posted by semtex

I should probably expand a little on my brother to give you guys some context on his personality. I'll provide two case studies.

Case study 1. My brother once decided it'd be a good idea to break up with a girl by having one of his friends call her to tell her that he got hit by a car and was dead. The girl was upset, of course, so her mom asked her what the problem was. When her mom heard that my brother was dead, she called my mom to express her condolences. Of course, it was news to my mom that my brother had been hit by a car, and he was out of the house that day, so it was entirely plausible. I came home to find my mother freaking out and frantically calling all the area hospitals. I soon took over and started asking all the hospitals if they had any asian john does come in that day. You see, he didn't carry any ID, but I'll explain more about that in case study 2. So here we are, freaking out, and guess who saunters in through the door? Yeah, Studly Wondernuts himself. That's when he explains that he just thought it'd be a good way to break up with her so she'd stop calling him.

Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them. So the clerks called the cops on him, and the cops arrested him for being a public nuisance. Funny, right? But wait, it gets better. He made a regular habit of not carrying ID because he anticipated getting into trouble. So the cops asked him for his name, and he decided to give them a fake name that he made up. The cops punched it into the computer, and it came back with three felony warrants! LOL!!! Oh man, I wish I could've seen the look on his face. So they hauled his butt down to the station and held him for 6 hours, telling him that they've been looking for him, he's going away for at least 20 years, etc. Just raking him over the coals. Thing is, they knew he wasn't the guy they were looking for because they had a photo and it didn't match. They were just having fun with him, teaching him a lesson. They had so much fun yanking my brother's chain that they actually drove him home afterwards and released him without charges. But not without first telling my parents the whole story!

So now that you've had a glimpse into my brother's personality, you can see how his school photo kinda fits, right?