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semtex · 06-09-2009, 11:05 AM

Have I ever shown you guys a pic of my younger brother? This is one of his school pics from high school. He's a bit of a retard.

GreenJalapeno · 06-09-2009, 11:33 AM

^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

semtex · 06-09-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenJalapeno

^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

Yep. You should have seen the look on my mom's face when he brought the prints home.

semtex · 06-09-2009, 11:53 AM

I should probably expand a little on my brother to give you guys some context on his personality. I'll provide two case studies.

Case study 1. My brother once decided it'd be a good idea to break up with a girl by having one of his friends call her to tell her that he got hit by a car and was dead. The girl was upset, of course, so her mom asked her what the problem was. When her mom heard that my brother was dead, she called my mom to express her condolences. Of course, it was news to my mom that my brother had been hit by a car, and he was out of the house that day, so it was entirely plausible. I came home to find my mother freaking out and frantically calling all the area hospitals. I soon took over and started asking all the hospitals if they had any asian john does come in that day. You see, he didn't carry any ID, but I'll explain more about that in case study 2. So here we are, freaking out, and guess who saunters in through the door? Yeah, Studly Wondernuts himself. That's when he explains that he just thought it'd be a good way to break up with her so she'd stop calling him.

Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them. So the clerks called the cops on him, and the cops arrested him for being a public nuisance. Funny, right? But wait, it gets better. He made a regular habit of not carrying ID because he anticipated getting into trouble. So the cops asked him for his name, and he decided to give them a fake name that he made up. The cops punched it into the computer, and it came back with three felony warrants! LOL!!! Oh man, I wish I could've seen the look on his face. So they hauled his butt down to the station and held him for 6 hours, telling him that they've been looking for him, he's going away for at least 20 years, etc. Just raking him over the coals. Thing is, they knew he wasn't the guy they were looking for because they had a photo and it didn't match. They were just having fun with him, teaching him a lesson. They had so much fun yanking my brother's chain that they actually drove him home afterwards and released him without charges. But not without first telling my parents the whole story!

So now that you've had a glimpse into my brother's personality, you can see how his school photo kinda fits, right?

2theextreme · 06-09-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by semtex

Studly Wondernuts himself.

That's hilarious!

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Originally Posted by semtex

Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them.

Hmmmm, why is it when I think of that happening, the first thing that came to mind was:

semtex · 06-09-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 2theextreme

Hmmmm, why is it when I think of that happening, the first thing that came to mind was:

Well the facial expression is about the same.

INTENSEPOWER · 06-19-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex

Have I ever shown you guys a pic of my younger brother? This is one of his school pics from high school. He's a bit of a retard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex

I should probably expand a little on my brother to give you guys some context on his personality. I'll provide two case studies.

Case study 1. My brother once decided it'd be a good idea to break up with a girl by having one of his friends call her to tell her that he got hit by a car and was dead. The girl was upset, of course, so her mom asked her what the problem was. When her mom heard that my brother was dead, she called my mom to express her condolences. Of course, it was news to my mom that my brother had been hit by a car, and he was out of the house that day, so it was entirely plausible. I came home to find my mother freaking out and frantically calling all the area hospitals. I soon took over and started asking all the hospitals if they had any asian john does come in that day. You see, he didn't carry any ID, but I'll explain more about that in case study 2. So here we are, freaking out, and guess who saunters in through the door? Yeah, Studly Wondernuts himself. That's when he explains that he just thought it'd be a good way to break up with her so she'd stop calling him.

Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them. So the clerks called the cops on him, and the cops arrested him for being a public nuisance. Funny, right? But wait, it gets better. He made a regular habit of not carrying ID because he anticipated getting into trouble. So the cops asked him for his name, and he decided to give them a fake name that he made up. The cops punched it into the computer, and it came back with three felony warrants! LOL!!! Oh man, I wish I could've seen the look on his face. So they hauled his butt down to the station and held him for 6 hours, telling him that they've been looking for him, he's going away for at least 20 years, etc. Just raking him over the coals. Thing is, they knew he wasn't the guy they were looking for because they had a photo and it didn't match. They were just having fun with him, teaching him a lesson. They had so much fun yanking my brother's chain that they actually drove him home afterwards and released him without charges. But not without first telling my parents the whole story!

So now that you've had a glimpse into my brother's personality, you can see how his school photo kinda fits, right?

I believe the term is RATARD sir RATARD - The Hangover FTW

Great stories man.

BanningZ · 06-10-2009, 05:16 AM

^****ing panic button!

Anatoray · 06-10-2009, 11:02 AM

This one's an oldie, but in light of the WWDC, figured this was a good time to watch it again. This was funny when it was first shown last year. People unfamiliar with what The Onion is actually believed it was real lol.

molamann · 06-10-2009, 11:08 AM

"I'll buy anything shiny and made by Apple."

Pretty much sums up all my friends that owns an Apple. Though the dude in the video doesn't rub it in people's faces.

Anatoray · 06-10-2009, 11:14 AM

Yeah, my roommate owns an Apple, and is hopelessy owned by them. When we talked about what was shown at WWDC he thought it was the most amazing stuff ever. I thought "PCs had this **** last year"

Anatoray · 06-10-2009, 11:04 PM

The reviews of this item must be read. I am not sure how it started, but it is something to behold lol. Amazon.com: THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M: Apparel

BanningZ · 06-10-2009, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Anatoray

The reviews of this item must be read. I am not sure how it started, but it is something to behold lol. Amazon.com: THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M: Apparel

I remember seeing this a long time ago. This is what happens when 4chan takes over. Funny though.

GreenJalapeno · 06-11-2009, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Anatoray

The reviews of this item must be read. I am not sure how it started, but it is something to behold lol. Amazon.com: THREE WOLF MOON SHIRT ADULT SIZE M: Apparel

wow wth. what do people expect from a shirt =______= LOL

molamann · 06-10-2009, 11:12 PM

How to Fight Like Jackie Chan: An Impractical Tutorial - Funny Videos | Cracked.com

Pretty stupid but the last 10 seconds of the video made it all worth it.

06-09-2009, 11:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 33	Have I ever shown you guys a pic of my younger brother? This is one of his school pics from high school. He's a bit of a retard. __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-09-2009, 11:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
semtex A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Behind enemy lines Age: 54 Posts: 5,995 Drives: People to drink Rep Power: 33	I should probably expand a little on my brother to give you guys some context on his personality. I'll provide two case studies. Case study 1. My brother once decided it'd be a good idea to break up with a girl by having one of his friends call her to tell her that he got hit by a car and was dead. The girl was upset, of course, so her mom asked her what the problem was. When her mom heard that my brother was dead, she called my mom to express her condolences. Of course, it was news to my mom that my brother had been hit by a car, and he was out of the house that day, so it was entirely plausible. I came home to find my mother freaking out and frantically calling all the area hospitals. I soon took over and started asking all the hospitals if they had any asian john does come in that day. You see, he didn't carry any ID, but I'll explain more about that in case study 2. So here we are, freaking out, and guess who saunters in through the door? Yeah, Studly Wondernuts himself. That's when he explains that he just thought it'd be a good way to break up with her so she'd stop calling him. Case study 2. My brother went through this phase where he thought it was great fun to hide around the corner at a convenience store, then run up behind unsuspecting patrons as they exited the store and go 'BLAHHHHH!!!' and startle the crap out of them. So the clerks called the cops on him, and the cops arrested him for being a public nuisance. Funny, right? But wait, it gets better. He made a regular habit of not carrying ID because he anticipated getting into trouble. So the cops asked him for his name, and he decided to give them a fake name that he made up. The cops punched it into the computer, and it came back with three felony warrants! LOL!!! Oh man, I wish I could've seen the look on his face. So they hauled his butt down to the station and held him for 6 hours, telling him that they've been looking for him, he's going away for at least 20 years, etc. Just raking him over the coals. Thing is, they knew he wasn't the guy they were looking for because they had a photo and it didn't match. They were just having fun with him, teaching him a lesson. They had so much fun yanking my brother's chain that they actually drove him home afterwards and released him without charges. But not without first telling my parents the whole story! So now that you've had a glimpse into my brother's personality, you can see how his school photo kinda fits, right? __________________ "There are no small accidents on this circuit." -- Ayrton Senna 316.8whp & 248 ft/lbs (Dyno Dynamics) \| 319whp & 256 ft/lbs (DynoJet) (04/23/10) Stillen G3 CAI, CBE, Pulley / F.I. LTH / GTSpec Ladder Brace / Setrab Oil Cooler / UpRev-tuned by Forged Perf.

06-10-2009, 05:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
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06-09-2009, 11:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
GreenJalapeno Enthusiast Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: La Canada Flintridge Posts: 355 Drives: 10 Nissan 370Z PW M6 Rep Power: 292	^ LOL the school accepted that picture?

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