(nice)Drive

Cab or bus

sorry

Beater(ford)

fly or train ride

fly


when flying and ear aches comes: complain or man up and smile

I just chew gum, but I guess I'd man up if I didn't have any.

power down or standby?

power down



cool screen savers or screen shut off

screen shut off

do your work way before due, or do it at the last minute (like im doing now)

Thought you went sleepy

last minute

Forgive cousin for wrecking truck or not

He has a half hour "shut down" period.

no way

gong or bell

gong

corn on the cobb or corn out the can

Corn out of can, I have braces, lol.

jacked up teeth or major reconstructive surgery?

Surgery

invisaline or standard braces

invisaline (if I had the option, which I didnt)

Sex on the first date and no condom: Chance it or blue-ball it?

These days, BLUE BALLEN

crabs or herppies

crabs, I think you can still get rid of those

Rapist: Kill em, jail em, or dismember them

Dismember them

on death row: let them sit there or bye bye

No more than 2 weeks stay IMHO.

Lose a body part: arm, leg, or eye

Just one eye?

toe or finger

Depends on if it's the big toe, I think you need that one for balance, lol. Most likely a toe though.

Jail or corporal punishment, such as caning

corporal punishment!

and to inflict that punishment...

M2 .50 Caliber heavy machine gun or Mk-19 40mm automatic grenade launcher.

M2

Hearing or sght (this is a tough one)

That's pretty tough, but I think life would be much harder without sight

touch or taste?

Ditto
taste

emotion or none(zombie)

like spock?

I don't care just plain a$% boaring

I'll go none. I have more valleys than hills.

Being really hairy or having no hair anywhere

none, no ewoke

shave or beard

beard

having a kid, or having $1 million (the general cost of having a kid to 18 years old)

Since i'm already 36, i'll take the cash

watch your sisters kids or tell her your'e sick

I don't jive with kids, so I'll be sick every time.

waterboard or no torture?

torture

stay in the us for vacation or passport time

Why go anywhere, everyone else in the world hates us.

Being good at drawing, or being a great writer?

draw

Good singer or good dancer

tough one. dancer. chicks love a dude who can dance.

knee pain: tough it out or have surgery

Surgery

Ice cream or Custard

custard, which I just had for the first time a couple months ago.

coleslaw or beans

Coleslaw

smart ugly girl or hot dumb a#$

If I want to debate, I'll join a team. Sorry smart girls, you're too much work.

Shoes: high end or cheaper "payless" versions

Payless shoes.

Aids or Herpes

Highend they last longer

nice tight small arse or a big pa dunk a dunk <spell check