Jesus

Jedi or Sith

jedi

grey goose or 100 proof captain

Grey goose though I don't like spirits

Live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse

or

Grow old, gain wisdom and take it one step at a time

Grow old, gain wisdom and take it one step at a time


Bald Eagle or Golden Eagle

Bald Eagle

Have sex with someone who:

can f^ck your brains out but isn't the best looking

or

with a drop-dead gorgeous person who's dull in bed

Can f*ck your brains out, WTS beer goggles or paper bag :rofl2:

Bi-fold or Tri-fold wallet

Tri-fold wallet


candy bar or slider cell phone

I don't get it...
but I haven't had a candy bar, and I own a slider cellphone.
Slider cellphone.

When you see a spider, do you:

jump a little bit, (maybe piss your pants, etc), kill it or have it killed

or

go "cool beans," pick it up, play with it, set it free outside, keep it, etc.

kill it

fyi: candy bar cell phones are just a regular style phone, no sliding or twisting...like an iphone

stereo or mono

stereo

lemonade or ice tea?

ice tea



lipton ice tea or nestea ice tea

nestea


lays chips or cape cod chips?

lays chips


Doritos or Cheetos

cheetos


chevy or ford?

chevy



chips 'n salsa or nachos

That's kinda generic...

I'll take nachos, actually.

ginger ale or cream soda?

ginger ale


generic, u're generic



baked or fried: french fries

cream soda

*Edit* fried french fries


tall girls or short girls?

short girls but not midgets

baked or fried: french fries

fried french fries


at&t or verizon?

at&t???......neither of those here



mario kart or need for speed

Need for speed

Forza or gran turismo

Gran turismo

Xbox 360 or PS3

360

Digital or Analog clock

Analog

Standard or Military Time?

Standard

Your steak:

rare or medium rare

Medium Rare


Breakfast or Dinner?

breakfast


suv or car

car



caravan's are awesome vans or caravan's should be ran off the roads

ran off the road (as long as there isn't no family inside)

Mexican or Italian food

Mexican


hard tacos or soft tacos

Soft

paintball or airsoft

paintball


oil based paint or water based paint

oil

Doughnuts or muffins (breakfast time, keep thinking about food)

Doughnuts

Belvedere or GreyGoose (Sorry thinking about booze!) 4th of July!

Greygoose

Bob Evans or IHOP

Bob Evans (You must be hungry)

Zex or NOS

NOS

Downtown landing or St. Chas Landing (StL Drinking locations)

Downtown (Bing Bang!)

Harrahs or Lumiere

Harrahs (5 minutes from the house)

pbj or a ham sandwich