Laying down on the table right before your massage at Madame Wong's Happy Endings Spa

Mass given by Pope Benedict at the Vatican during a silent moment of prayer.

Nightly News watching at your girlfriend's parents' house after dinner

Orientation in front of the newbie group

Parachuting with some poor instructor strapped behind you.

Quilting Bee at my ex-wife's house, with 20 of her flannel-wearing, patchouli oil-infused lesbian friends who hate men, but tolerate me because of my photography skills and all-around coolness so they invite me to all their stuff (this is not made up, by the way)

Right in my ex girlfriend's face when I come over later for a game of Twister

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Sitting in a crowded DMV office

Top floor of a highrise building while stuck in an elevator with the hot girl from accounting.

Urinating in the office washroom without knowing your boss is in one of the cell...

Victoria's Secret model meet & greet.

Watching silent movie with in-laws

Xylophone recital -- my son's first, during the hushed silence before he strikes his first note

your job interview

Z-car show -- pointing out the finer mods and features of my 370Z to a couple of MILF honeys back in July at the First Friday show in Roseville. CA -- forgetting about the 14 complimentary tacos I ate an hour before at the new Mexican restaurant's grand opening and then letting one rip so hard that is set off all the car alarms in a 40 foot radius